[Video-Blog Entry 1]

[thetrollprince]

[Have Izaya spinning quite wildly in a chair. There's a glow on his face from the screen of the phone- which is stationary on a desk and facing the informant- while the rest of the room is in darkness. He finally brings himself to a sudden stop, staring at the camera with a steady, cynical smirk.]

Vatheon. Heh. Hahahaha.

[He continues to spin,

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video; DSFKdsl /TAGS SO HARD these two need CR so bad okay

[chairplay]

Chess metaphors. Cute.

As for your job troubles... maybe find a pet store?

I don't know what CR means BUT I'LL PROBABLY AGREE.

[thetrollprince]

Nya~! I hope every day to be appealing to the human race! I'm glad it seems to be working.

Now, now, what's the point in working if you don't get gratification of a proper reward from it? Although I really wouldn't mind playing with baby animals all day..ah...

[He's chuckling behind a hand, but he's opened one eye and leers at the camera.]

I'm sorry, are you attempting to be condescending or something like that? It's really cute!!

CR means character relationships! :D Building connections~!

[chairplay]

Isn't it in the work put into it?

[eyebrow raise at that!]

... And are you attempting to be condescending by replying in that fashion? Now that's adorable.

Oh- well OF COURSE DUH.

[thetrollprince]

No.

[So blunt, so simple.]

Granted my old job was also a bit of a hobby but still. Oh well- what can be done.

[He's laughing yet again and twirling around and around in his chair ever so slowly.]

We could go back and forth all day calling each other cute and adorable, I'm sure, but I'm in favor of skipping all of that. We're both condescending and that's enough cuteness for a day, nya~?

Now, now, the question I would typically ask, if I cared, would be why are you condescending?

But unfortunately, I don't care enough. But what I am interested in is a name. What's yours?

[He's stopped spinning now, attention focused back on the camera. Smiles-- er rather, smirks.]

voice;

[frogglingwitch]

... part cat?

Re: voice;

[thetrollprince]

Ahh nnn! Heheh. It's a bit of a habit I picked up a while ago..I had a childish phase where I'd walk around chanting "I am God, nya~!" My mother said it was rather endearing...

[Sighs.]

If only I was a cat...although I've been told that I have rather cat-like qualities.

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[frogglingwitch]

That's not really endearing at all.

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[thetrollprince]

Really? How rude...Why isn't it? I was only a child, of course. I knew no better.

[lunateclock]

[...being a creeper? Check. Definitely the person he remembers. Well okay.]

Are you settling in well, then, Orihara-san?

[thetrollprince]

Ah Minato-kun~!! I'm so happy to hear from you and that you haven't been murdered yet!

[Who said anything about murder?]

I am settling in well enough. Thank you for your kindness~. How has Minato-kun been since I've last seen him?

[lunateclock]

I'm glad that I haven't been murdered yet either. Is there a reason you mention it?

[He doesn't recall hearing about any murders--

Either way.]

I've been fine, thank you. It's good to hear that you're settling in alright. As for a job, you might be able to start something similar up here if you'd like?

[thetrollprince]

Ah...Nope! Not that I can think of! Aheheh..

[Have a carefree smile.]

Yes, I think I might do that. My type of job never really goes out of style, fortunately. I suppose I will just have to think of something to charge people for my work. That could be quite interesting, now that I think about it...

Oh, oh! Minato-kun, you should come over some evening to have some tea. I would enjoy your company quite a bit. If you would do me the honor, of course.

[Video]

[ecruteaksghost]

You're a lively individual. [And new~ So shiny!]

Re: [Video]

[thetrollprince]

[He checks his pulse and starts to chuckle lowly.]

It would appear so, yes! My heart rate is quite erratic. Don't take that as a compliment by the way.

[Another quick spin in his chair.

Then a sudden stop as he grabs hold of his desk and brings himself closer to the camera.]

Now, now, who would you be? I don't think I've met you yet.

[Video]

[ecruteaksghost]

[Psh compliments?]

I'm Morty. Who are you?

Re: [Video]

[thetrollprince]

Orihara Izaya. It's nice to meet you.

[He leans onto a hand and smirks into the camera.]

So happy to have caught your interest! And what type of universe did a boy like you come from? Such particular clothing you're wearing!

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[quasiroyal]

[oh, chess metaphors. watch snowman predictably be pinged by this!!]

I'd be careful about whom you refer to as a pawn.

Why are you so sure you've got an upper hand on the rest of us?

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[thetrollprince]

Oooh how ambiguous and vague~!! Nya~! I feel like I'm partaking in a mystery film of some sort! Heh.

Oh right, this was serious.

I never said that~. Can't I simply be an observer?

[quasiroyal]

You said you've got a king. That implies an upper hand on the rest of us "pawns."

[thetrollprince]

Ooooooh yeah, I did say that, didn't I? Hnn...

I could've meant it romantically~ you know.

Hahahah. That's funny..romantic...