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[thetrollprince]

[Video flickers onto Izaya at his desk. This should become a pretty usual scene by now, guys. He's spinning around in his chair, laughing his ass off. But for once, the laughter seems completely genuine rather than his trademark insane laughter.]

I love this city, I LOVE THIS CITY~! The people, the sights, the sounds! Nya~!

[He stops abruptly and

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[Video]

[der_geliebte]

[Seimei doesn't really appreciate such an open display of insanity.]

Goodness. Quite a vocal one, aren't you? Like a yowling stray in the dead of night.

How tedious.

Re: [Video]

[thetrollprince]

[Insanity...or genius?]

Some men like--

[Wait a second. Cat ears...Heh.]

Are you a virgin?

[Video]

[der_geliebte]

[Insanity.

And Seimei simply sighs.]

Yes. I'm assuming you met Ritsuka, then.

I don't think I like that very much.

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[thetrollprince]

Nah. Natsuo. So you're from the same universe then.

[Head tilt.]

Like what? Being a virgin? Well I would imagine most men don't. It's not a bad thing though~.

Oh- you mean a vocal partner? Tch. Shows how much you know. I like to think that my voice is very pleasant. Hardly my fault that you can't appreciate it.

[Anon Text]

[firstchildnoah]

Lobotomies are boring~ While they are quite fun to perform, with all the yelling and screaming, the end result is boring.

Re: [Anon Text]

[thetrollprince]

Thankfully I know of a pretty fun drug that keeps people mostly sedated but perfectly aware of what's happening~! A bit of a paralytic trick I picked up a while ago...

Nya, I wouldn't just stop at the lobotomy though if I did end up performing one. But I understand why you would see it as boring. I didn't necessarily plan on performing a lobotomy though.

This entry was a bit of a psychological study in and of itself. I was curious to how people would react to someone so openly desiring what is typically perceived to be a sadistic form of 'therapy'. It's been amusing so far~.

[Anon Text]

[firstchildnoah]

Really? I suppose with something like that being part of the equation, lobotomies could be a bit more fun.

Oh~ Well, you should try it sometime. Though, I recommend that the lobotomy be performed last since it can ruin your fun if it's performed first.

Humans tend to get very angry, disturbing or horrified when they see openly sadistic tendencies, don't they? It's still very fun to watch. Though, I prefer seeing them quiver in fear ♥

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[thetrollprince]

Ah. I can assure you that I would do much more than a lobotomy. I'm far too interested in other things to have my patient just lay there on the slab.

I am a professional after all~!!

Nn, yes they do, they take things rather personally. I've always found it kinda funny. Hehehahahaha...Nya~! I like you!! You shouldn't be anon~. I think we'd get along wonderfully :]

[Video] She's totally not the Anon Texter B|b

[firstchildnoah]

[Her nose wrinkles up in distaste]

Does sex really put people in a good?

[She still doesn't see what's so wonderful about sex. Rhode isn't a strange to it, having indulged once in awhile in her earlier years, but it just such a tedious activity.]

[Video] Oh, of course not.

[thetrollprince]

[And have Izaya crack up.]

You're the first one to mention that!!

Nya, this is why I like you, Rhode.

[He smirks nonetheless and relaxes from his laughter.]

We don't have sex.

[He begins to examine his nails, looking bored.]

We sleep together.

But. Why does sex put people in a good mood?

[He's never had it but it isn't difficult to comprehend why someone would.]

For one thing, it releases endorphins but I'm sure a smart little lady like yourself knows that. Laughter also releases endorphins but I don't think too many people laughing during sex...

[Izaya might.]

And endorphins typically relieve stress. There's also the fact that sex tends to boost your immune system. Usually does something for someone's self-esteem if they can manage to get laid...And it's suggested that sex even helps one sleep better. It's good for your skin too~! I'd say those are plenty of reasons as to why sex would put someone in a good mood.

[And to think, he's a virgin. Then again, he's still a guy.]

[Video] She's a perfectly normal little girl

[firstchildnoah]

Really? The first one? I thought that others would ask about that. Besides, I don't like to talk about lobotomies. They seem disgusting.

[She gives Izaya a little pout and a huff]

Of course, I know about those.

[Yeah, she still doesn't buy the whole sex is great thing. She understands why Tyki likes it, being the Noah of Pleasure, but it doesn't make her interested in the topic]

While those sound like good reasons, I've heard a little about sex. It sounds both messy and painful. How do you know the other person won't steal the bed covers?

[Are you speaking from experience or just acting your age?]

Re: [Video] Yes, and Izaya has no mental disorders.

[thetrollprince]

Really! Isn't that weird? I suppose people care more about lobotomies than sex here.

[He mocks her with a snort.]

Uh huh...

[Izaya shrugs carelessly. He's probably not the best person to talk to about sex but..Okay. He's not the worst either.]

Aren't those supposed to be the attributing factors in sex? The messiness, the pain? I wouldn't mind getting a little roughed up~ in a different way kinda way from time to time if you ask me. Heheh..

Nya~ who said anything about covers? Isn't there some sort of appeal behind having sex anywhere but the bed? I don't think I'd be very particular about covers and blankets and things during intercourse.

[Just acting his age. And gender.]

Nya, Morty-kun doesn't steal the sheets though.[And he just looks so happy saying that.] He's pretty comfortable to sleep with~! I'm pretty sure you can determine pretty quickly who will and who won't take them. I don't make it a very common hobby of mine to share a bed, to be honest, so I don't really know too much based on experience.

[suckmylipstick]

[whydoyoudothis. It gets a rise out of Hajime every single time. Every. Single. Time.]

I thought I told you not to announce indecent things for all to hear!

Another thing. You are not performing any psychological study. Somebody should do one on you.

[thetrollprince]

[This is why. Clearly.]

Tch. What are you, my mother? Honestly Haji-chan, it's not my fault you always come to the most perverse conclusions. Are you sure you're not a closet homosexual? You're always perceiving me to be talking about intercourse with men~!! Not that I mind but you make me feel so dirty...My poor virginal ears!

[Biggest pout ever.]

But mom. Hey~! Someone already has and I would like to inform you that nothing was out of place. As a matter of fact, the therapist complimented my enthusiasm of life. I'm not grouchy and pessimistic like some people I know...

[suckmylipstick]

What else would one assume after hearing something like that? You should know better not to say things like that. Your ears are hardly virginal.

[Grinding his teeth. So much.]

Don't call me that.

[thetrollprince]

I dunno. I was hoping that there were still some innocent souls out there~. Guessss not!

Nnn, Haji-chan!!

[Shocked. Gasp.]

Are you insinuating something? How dare you insult my purity!

[He covers his face. He is. So. Humiliated. Humiliated]

Tch. Haji-chan, you always boss me around. Don't you think that's a little disrespectful to your seniors?

[Izaya lowers his hands and smirks viciously.]

After all, you're just a kid to me, aren't you?

[Yes. Izaya has done some stalking. You're welcome.]

vidya

[raincoats]

[Oh god, ew, get a room you slut! Nobody wants to hear that -- and he's totally not jealous just because he can't get a girl laid around here. Sure, those whores were coming onto him and stuff, but he'd probably have to pay them first. Yeah, and he doesn't even think for a minute that Morty's a guy because That's Gay.]

... Lobawhatnow?

[What is that word even.]

Re: vidya

[thetrollprince]

[Izaya. Biggest slut virgin ever. At your service. Oh yeah~. And he's totally not flamboyantly gay at all what are you even suggesting. What is gay.]

It's a type of massage.

[Izaya holds up the ice pick.]

Kinda unique but it totally relaxes you.

[raincoats]

[Yeah, well. You can keep your service to yourself. AND MAYBE NOT ANNOUNCE IT IN PUBLIC? ...Does this count as disturbing the peace? He's already got you down for public indecency even though that was partially because of a curse, but...]

Oh, it is? ... Huh. [WEIRD.]

[That ice pick though wat.]

Wait, wait, isn't that more like acupuncture or something?

[thetrollprince]

[YOU'RE THE ASSUMING PERVERT. They slept together in the most innocent way possible~. It's not Izaya's fault if people jump to their own conclusions. Duh.]

Mmmhm.

[It makes sense, don't worry.]

Yeah. Kinda. Except this goes through your eye and stimulates your brain activity and chills you out. It's kinda like pot but better.

[Not that he's ever really smoked before or had interest but..]