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[thetrousersnake]

That is it. I am never washing my hair EVER again.

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[catch_a_snitch]

It suits you, love.

-A.L.

[thetrousersnake]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I LOOK LIKE A DIRTY GREAT STICK OF CANDY FLOSS AND YOU BLOODY WELL KNOW IT.

[blondeblood]

At least you admit you're dirty.

[thetrousersnake]

I KNOW OF SOMEONE MORE SO.

- SS

[ihavebigprongs]

For once I really wish I could 'fess up to this.

How do you know someone spiked it? Are you sure it just wasn't grease obstructing your vision?

[thetrousersnake]

YES I AM QUITE SURE, YOU LITTLE PONCE.

AND IS CALLING ME 'GREASY' THE BEST YOU CAN DO? MORDRED ALMIGHTY. AT LEAST THE SCUZZ-BUCKET WHO DID THIS WAS ORIGINAL.

- SS

[gildielocks]

it was not me severus!!11

your poor hair although id probably recommend lemon juice to fade the pink

[thetrousersnake]

WELL IF IT WASN'T YOU THEN WHO WAS IT?

THIS COLOURING REALLY DOESN'T SUIT MY COMPLEXION. I LOOK SO WASHED OUT.

THE LEMON JUICE ISN'T WORKING, LOCKHART. GOT ANY MORE BRIGHT IDEAS?

- SS

[gildielocks]

you could try shaving your head if all fails but just continue the lemon juice

[thetrousersnake]

I AM NOT SHAVING MY HEAD. I'D LOOK EVEN WORSE THAN USUAL.

DON'T YOU KNOW SOME KIND OF FANCY CHARM THAT CAN HELP ME OUT HERE?

[naughtymisslily]

It's cool. Kinda punk, actually.

[thetrousersnake]

You mean it? I mean, you really like it? Really? Because if you like it I can keep it like this, you know. Not that it matters to me, not at all, no. I mean why should I care? I don't need to care I, er, oh.

LEAVE ME ALONE, EVANS.

[givemedetails]

Funny, one little compliment from Lily got you more flustered than me propositioning you. Or, well, perhaps I was a bit hasty. Let's just do some research, shall we?

Want to have sex, Sevvie?

[thetrousersnake]

I WOULD RATHER BATHE IN HORSE MANURE THAN SLEEP WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, SKEETER BUT THANKS ALL THE SAME.

WHAT'S IT TO YOU IF I'M FLUSTERED ANYWAY? NOT THAT I AM. SLYTHERINS DON'T GET FLUSTERED THEY JUST MAKE YOU THINK THAT THEY'RE FLUSTERED SO THAT THEY MIGHT GAIN ADVANTAGE.

STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.

- SS

[spandexxxslut]

I quite like it Sevvie! Pinks definitely your colour! Remember that time when we used the fluffy pink handcuffs and the pink blindfold?!!?!? You looked simply lovely!!! Don't be too upset!!! Come to me if you want to feel better darling!!!!!