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[thetrousersnake]

Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Does anybody else get that feeling?

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[blingsley]

That we've all got more than you? Yeah.

[shiny_mooner]

When you live in a dorm with Sirius the question changes to 'Everyone has had less sex in their lifetime that I've had in a week.'

[catch_a_snitch]

All the time, mate, all the fucking time.

-A.L.

[blackaspainted]

No.

[naughtymisslily]

Yes. And in my case, it's true, since I haven't had any.

[blingsley]

Girl, you know that Kingsley would treat you right.

First, I would present you with the finest gifts available to me, to be found in either the Muggle or wizarding worlds. I would wander the earth for years if that is what it took, to locate the gifts of utmost perfection, although they would never be worthy of your beauty.

Perhaps some Love's Baby Soft cologne or various eight-track casettes.

After I reassure you that my heart is humble, my intentions are honorable, my back is strong and my aim is true, then girl... damn.

I would freak you all night long.

[naughtymisslily]

You'd buy me presents? I like presents.

[blingsley]

I would traverse the four corners of the earth, in search of the finest delicacies and most exotic amusements. I would purchase the newest Atari cartridges, all for your entertainment purposes. Also, I would select a Grand Funk album, especially for you.

I would prepare for you nothing less than the most succulent dishes, and wrap you in the finest cloth that is domestically available. Or, imported.

And then, I would lay you down in front of the fire and make sweet love to you baby. All night long. Yes, all night.

Come on baby, tell me what's the word. Word up.