AN UPDATE ON THE HOSTAGE CRISIS

[thetrousersnake]

James Potter is currently reconsidering his ability to father children.

Comments

[givemedetails]

This is all very interesting, you know. I don't suppose you want some press coverage?

Let me know. We'll do an interview. Would Potter say a few words? If not I can corner him when you let him back tonight.

Rita Skeeter, signing out.

[thetrousersnake]

The more publicity the better. Bring a camera to the landing just outside your tower if you like. Bound to get a good show.

I'm not entirely sure as to whether Potter has regained the ability to speak just yet. However I'm quite sure he'll sign anything you stick under his nose.

If you fancy a scoop, meet me by Myrtle's bathroom in ... oh, half an hour?

- SS

[givemedetails]

Right. I'll be there in twenty minutes, Snape. Don't make wait.

[thetrousersnake]

Pushy little thing, aren't you?

I'll take my time, Gryffindor. I'm a very busy boy, you know. Prisoners to mock, Hufflepuffs to kick. You know the story.

- SS

[filthy_old_man]

I wonder if Mrs Norris remembers which secret pessage it was that takes you up into the Gryffindor common room Bloody students, you'd better not have made a mess with that wax, because who has to clear it up every time!? That's right, poor old Filchie.

[thetrousersnake]

It's okay. We were very careful with the scalding hot wax; all spillages were kept to a very specific area.

- SS

[filthy_old_man]

Ohholypumpkinjuice That's good to hear

[thetrousersnake]

Isn't it just. See? We're clean AND ambitious.

- SS

[blondeblood]

The tattoo was a brilliant idea.

[catch_a_snitch]

I'm still waiting on those pictures, mate.

Wouldn't mind a few of the bunny suit's owner wearing said costume eihter, come to think of it.

-A.L.

[blackaspainted]

You're an evil bastard. You really, really are.