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[thetrousersnake]

Okay. That's it. Who put a flesh-eating rectal wart charm in my boxer shorts?

Oh my head hurts. Ow. And why did I wake up with a muggle traffic cone in my bed? And where are my socks? Narcissa I hate you. The next person who so much as breathes within a hundred yard radius of my bed is going to experience pains that the world has never even

Comments

[ihavebigprongs]

Funny how they didn't look like boxers when you were trying them on amd Sirius, Peter and I were hiding behind your curtains....

It wasn't us. But dude there was hair all over your underwear.

[catch_a_snitch]

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-A.L.

[thetrousersnake]

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT AIDAN, NEVER SEEN A MERKIN BEFORE?

FUCK!

[ihavebigprongs]

No I believe he just hasn't seen that much public hair before.

Wax Severus?

[filthy_old_man]

I used Dumbledore's kettle Brew what?

[spandexxxslut]

Gosh Sevvie that would really hurt!! You poor thing!! Would you like me to kiss it better for you?!?

[thetrousersnake]

Er, you sure you'd want to do that?

- SS

[spandexxxslut]

Of course!!! Anything for you darling Sevvie!!!