Why must this have been so long.
Full Name: Kevin Dunlevy
Birthday: January 17th 1983
Birth Place: Boston MA
Currently Living: Apartment in Nashua NH
If you had super powers...
Invisbility or Super Speed? How fast is super speed? fast enough that i would be invisible? didn't think of that did you?
Control Weather or Read Minds? Mind reading as long as i can turn it off if I want
Super Strength or Flight? Flying I guess
Would you be good or evil? I am a Force of good!
Secrets
Have you ever...Worn dirty undies? They arn't that dirty!? ... fine i will change them which I finish this. ;)
....Stolen from a friend? No, my brother when I was little but I paid him back.
....Done drugs? Nope never
....What kind? None
....Been arrested? No i have been good.
....Been almost arrested? Not really.
The Future
Wanna get married? Before I am 30 I hope.
To me? Depends whos talking.
Have kids? Absolutely
How many? I was thinking 3
Dream job? I like my job... maybe for more money and less work haha
Deeper Thoughts
Was highschool your worst or best years? Closer to worst I guess.
What is the most beautiful thing to you? You are so beautifull to MEEEEE can't you SEEEEEEEEEE!
What's the ugliest? Ignorant people.
What's your best quality? Willpower
Your worst? Shyness
Would you die for the one you love? I would die for any of my friends.
Last one - Are you really happy? Nah content enough.
Spice it Up
Last thing you burned while cooking? Umm myself? haha
Describe yourself in 3 words? Shy Nerd invincible
How long does it take you to get ready for your day? In a rush 5 mins, no hurry 10-15
Are you a health freak? No I am healthy though.
How many people have you thought were the one? one
What turns you off about opp sex? Indecisiveness, shyness
What kind of car do you drive? 2003 toyota tundra
Favorite thing to toast to? I don't drink but friends.
What celebrity would you have coffee with? I don't drink coffee or really care about celebritys arnold maybe?
What celebrity would you not have sex with? I wouldn't have sex with any of them
What is the main ringtone on your cell? Invader Zim Theme Blue Light, by bloc party.
What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleeping
Last TV show you watched? Simpsons right now.
Who is your best friend? Male: Jeff Female: Liz
Who in your family do you get along with? Everyone, my grandmother doesn't really like me though haha
What is your top 5 hollywood hottie list? Umm again who cares about hollywood all thoes people are fake.
Who is the 4th person person on your missed call list on your cell phone? John Michael
When/where was the last place you traveled? Home from work this afternoon?
How many times have you been in love? One
How old will you be in 10 years? 33
What did your last text messge you received on your cell say? Happy fourth, everyone!
What is a saying you say alot? owned
Sinful snacking weakness? its not what i eat its how much i eat
Best clothing style? Goth/punk
Ever run out of gas? Nope
Ever been to Europe? America only for me
Worst date ever? Umm i havn't really gone on any dates bad enough to call them the worst date ever.
Personal Records? havn't thrown up in 10 years.
What would you do if you could be the opp sex for a day? Hot lesbo sex?
Total jail time? 0 days 0 hours and 0 mins
Have a crush on anyone you work with? Umm no, i work with a bunch of men age 45-60
In your CD player right now? Decemberists
What is something you believe in? Myself
What is something you fear? lonlieness
Big or Small? Large and in Charge
Worst physical pain you ever experienced? Physical pain is all in the mind
Tell us something about your childhood? I fell out of a bunkbed onto a toybox and broke my shoulder.
Best time to catch you in a good mood? After i wake up from a full nights sleep.
If you could be anything for a day, what would it be? superhero
Most prized possession? Cats
Would you ever sell it? No
What is one of your pet peeves? People who are fake and act like whoever they are hanging out with at the time
Favorite actor/actress? Bruce Cambel
What song are you listening to right now? 800-588-2300 empire! Call empire today
If you could sucker punch someone right now who would it be? Thats a cheapshot and I'm not violent anyway.
Any secrets? everyone does and if they say no then they are keeping it secret heh
Unhealthy addictions? nope
Unhealthy fascinations? not really
Favorite sexual position? I like the top
What do you notice first about opp sex? Face
Favorite physical part of the opposite sex? Smile
What physical part would you change about yourself? remove all hair from the neck down.
Soft sensual sex or Porn Star sex? depends on the mood
Would you go on a date with someone you met online? haha I did for the first time less than a week ago
work attire? Steel toe boots, stained and ripped jeans, Company t-shirt
What is your best physical feature? Physical shape
Do you think anyone actually has read this far? Sure bored people love reading these
Nicknames? Hoju, Kevvy
Worldly Experience... Girls are all crazy, guys are all dumb
Sign of the Stars... Capricorn.
Element of earth which I represent: Water
My ethnicity... 25% irish, 25% latvian, 50% German
Hair color... Blonde
Eye color... blue
Number of tatoos... 1
Number of piercings... 1
Favorite thing about myself... Intellegence
I am... Iron man
I hate when... I have to talk to strangers
I love when... I get to play games with my friends
Love and Relationships
Have you ever been in love... Yes.
Cute or Sexy... Cute
Lips or Eyes... Eyes
Sweet or Caring... I think they go hand in hand
Romantic or Spontaneous... Me? romantic. I look for Spontaneous girls though.
What makes me melt... The right song
Any regrets in life... I have ignored friends who didn't deserve it before, but i made it up so its all good
A place I've longed to go... I go where i please
Most memorable moment... I have too many memories to pick one
Mission in life... Eventually become a good father
Single?: Oh yes
Been called a tease: Nope
Got into a fight: Not one involveing violence
Been Jumped: Most people think twice before jumping a 6'3" skinhead
Fave. Song: Right now I like "the tide" by The Spill Canvas
Fave. Movie: Hayao Miyazaki
Fave. name for a boy: Vash
Fave. name for a girl: Skye
Love or Money: Love
Night or Day: NIght, as long as i don't have to work in the morning
Rap or Rock: ROCK.
Black or White: White
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
BET or MTV: Discovery channel
Skinny or Thick: Skinny
Sex or Kiss: Kiss
Pretty or Sexy: Pretty.
Summer or Winter: Fall
Romantic or Funny: Funny.
Long Term or Short Term relationships?: Long
Are You?
A good kisser: I have never kissed myself
In a relationship: No.
In Love: no
ghetto: Far from it
last person who imed u: Liz
last person that u told u loved them: Mom
last person who said they love you: Same
last person u called: Jeff
last person that called u: I donnoh it was the wrong number
What Shoez did u wear today: Work boots.
Do u have a neice or nephew: No
Do u got more than one bestfriend: Yes
What fit did u wear Today: Work clothes
What time is it?: 8:11pm
Whats todays date?: July 5rd.
High School
Freshman Year!
Good or Bad? Why Good or Bad? Bad I had no friends in highschool
How old are you? 15 i guess
Favorite Teacher? Gerring
Favorite Class? Woodworking
First High School Girlfriend/Boyfriend? hahaha no highschool girlfriends
Sophmore Year!
Good or Bad? Same as first only at this point i hated playing football
Driving? is yes then what? by the end 1989 chevy lumina
Favorite Teacher? Same as before
How old are you? 16
Working? if yes then where? Lobster Den
Were you late alot to classes? No
Junior Year!
How old are you? 17
Good or Bad? Same as before only more football hatred
Why Good or Bad? I already explained that
Favorite Class? Physics
Favorite Teacher? Mr. topson no gerring this year
Junior Girlfriend/Boyfriend? heh none in highschool
Junior Bestfriend? Probably still the girl who lived in my street Krissy
Driving? is yes then what? Same as before
Working? if yes then where? Target
Senior/Graduation
Looking Forward to Graduation? Yes
Afraid of Graduation? WHy
Pulling any Senior pranks? No thats dumb
How Old are You Now? 18
If you could go back and do school again would you? No thanks
Your Best Friend
Whos your Best FrieNd?
Name- Jeff/Liz
Birthday- march 5 /Sep 24
Where do they live- Methuen
How did you meet- Highschool/elementary school
Do they have siblings? yes/no
About them..
Any Quotes? Big Jeffs Big asian Steak house/ MEAN!
Favorite drink- Diet Pepsi/ I donnoh Body shots? haha
Favorite movie- No idea
Favorite Food- He likes the godzilla burger/ I don't know but i could give you a hell of a list of foods she doesn't like
Memories...
Best memory D&D/Frisbee
Worst memory School
How often
Do you see this person? 3-4 times a week/ summer twice a week winter once a month
Call this person in one day? maybe once/almost never
Stay the night with this person? used to sleep over all the time/ nope
Do you yell at this person? haha sometimes for both
If you...
Only had 24 hours left with this person: Ehh same as useual
Couldnt talk to them anymore- Try and stop me
Had to say one last thing to them. Smell you later Jeff, Smell you later forever!/ Fine don't talk to me ever again, I understand.
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands? Not legibly with either
Whistle? sure
Blow a bubble? with gum yes
Roll your tounge in a circle? yep
Cross your eyes? Yes but it gives me a headache.
Touch your tounge to your nose? No
Dance? No
Gleek? Gross
Stay up a whole night without sleep? I have many times
Speak a different language? not really
Impersonate someone? Not convinceably
Prank call people? Can I, yes... would I, no
Make a card pyramid? I could make a human pyramid
Cook anything? Haha if I have to
Who do you like? my friends
Who is your mom? Sherri
Who owns your house? If it were MY house wouldn't I own it?
Who bought you the clothes your wearing? Who said I was wearing clothes?
Who is at your house? Kittens
Who loves you? friends family and kittens
Who said hey to you today? People at work
Who are you talking to right now? Nobody
Who was your ex-boy/girlfriend? Nina
What do your teeth look like? Umm like teeth
What are you doing in an hour? Probably still doing this
What is your middle name? NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSSINESS!
What are you doing tomorrow? Work, Frisbee
What is in this for you? I really don't know
What is your favorite thing(s) to do? Frisbee and D&D
What are you sitting on? In front of my couch.
WHERE
Where are you at right now? liveing room
Where were you at at 12 noon today? At work
Where is your toothbrush at? Bathroom
Where do you sleep? Bedroom
Where did you put your bookbag? Other side of the couch
Where do you keep your socks? on my feet
WHEN
When was your first kiss? Freshman year of highschool
When are you getting a job? I have a job thank you, a good one.
When will you grow up? I'm so old!!!
When are you going to call your friend? Maybe tommorrow
When did you get home last night? 8:30
When did you graduate? 2001
When are you going to stop taking surveys? Maybe this will be the last
When was the last time you had a fruit smoothie? Monday
When are you getting married? I vote for 25
WHY
Why are you taking this? I keep asking myself that
Why are you weird? Because i waste my time on things like this when i have other things to do
Why are you wearing what your wearing right now? Because i need to shower still
Why dont you have friends? Because i am too shy to talk to people
Why cant you get a boy/girl friend? First off Fuck you, Secondly Because I am shy, girls don't like that
Why do you live where your at? Because it was the best deal i found near my work
HOW
How do you fix your hair? by removeing it
How are the kids? I ain't your babies daddy
How many hours do you spend on the computer? depends how many hours i am home and concious
How many TV shows do you watch? Not many
How did you find this survey? It was on a friends livejournal... And I will make them pay for me haveing to do this
How do you like it so far? I hate you
How do you make sharpies? Sharpen Dullies
How many sharpies do you own? a few probably
How often do you say I love you? whenever i talk to my mom
I Want this to end
I Have to pee
I Wish I had something to do friday nights
I Hate talking to stragers
I Fear crowds.
I Hear the TV
I Search for answers
I Wonder If i can do this in one sitting
I Regret NOTHING!
I Love my friends
I Ache Achey Brakey heart?
I Always Order water at resturants
I Usually Eat way too much, thank you fast metabolism
I Am someone who already responded to that
I Dance wait no... no i don't
I Sing in the car and shower
I Never give up
I Rarely lie
I Cry durring just the right song
I Am Not going to give up
I Lose my mind
I'm Confused As to why anyone would make a survey this long
I Need SLEEEP
I Should realize The Meaning of life
Finish The Sentence Survey
My ex... hasn't talked to me since she moved out.
Maybe I should... take a shower
I love... When i play a good game.
People would say that i'm... shy
I don't understand... how people do the things they do
When i wake up in the morning... I get ready for work
I lost... 1 out of 4 games of frisbee yesturday
Life is full of... Surprises
My past is... in the past
I get annoyed when... I have nothing to do
Parties are... scarey
I wish... I were an oscar mayer Wiener
Dogs... Need room to play
Cats... are sneaking up on me
Tomorrow... is thursday
I have low tolerance... for Ignorance
If I had a million dollars... I would pay off my bills buy some fun stuff and a nice house with lots of rooms to rent to friends
I'm totally terrified... of meeting people i don't know
Short or Long Hair: no hair!
Innie or Outie: Innie
Sunshine or Rain: sunshine
Moon or Sun: Moon.
Basketball or Football: Firsbee
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Hugs or Kisses: both together
1 Best Friend or 10 Acquaintances: best friend.
bf/gf or Best Friend: NEVER give up your best friend for a girlfriend
TV or Radio: TV
Starbucks or Jamba Juice: Water
McDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Summer or Winter:Fall
Snail Mail or E-Mail: E-mail.
Playstation or Xbox: Ps2
Disney or Nickelodeon: Pixar
Car or Motorcycle: Truck
House Party or Club Nap: No thanks
Sing or Dance: Sing.
Freak or Slow Dance: slow dance
Yahoo Messanger or Other: AIM
Google or Yahoo: Google.
Favorites
Number: 6
Color: Blue
Day: Saturday
Month: December = Paid holidays thank you
Food: Spicey!
Sport: Frisbee
Drink: water
Candy: not so much
Ice Cream: yes i think i will have some right now.
Season: fall
Band: No specific one
Website: Livejournal
Animal: my Kittens
Item of Clothing: Whatever is on top of my drawer
Word: Squeegee
Place: my apartment
Have you ever had a recurring dream? If so what was it? Not that I remember
Whats your most memorable dream? I very rarely remember them for very long
How many hours sleep do you get each night? 6
What time do you get up on a school day? you mean work? 4:30AM
How many times have you stayed up all night? to many to count
Have you ever got so drunk that you dont remember going to bed? I don't drink
What do you normally do last thing before going to bed? set my alarm
Does coffee wake you up? I don't drink coffee
Does vodka put you to sleep? I don't drink so I don't know
Do you wriggle in bed so much that you wake up facing a different way to how you started? Never recorded it
What was the last time you shared a bed? Last day nina and I shared a room
Do you tend to dream about real life things more, or complete fantasies? complete fantasies
How long do you remember your dreams from when you wake up? a few minutes
Which is worse - being too hot in bed, or too cold? hot
How many pillows do you sleep with? 2
What was your biggest night time fear as a child? I didn't have one
What's under your bed? nothing my bed is on the floor
What do you wear in bed? boxers
Do you read in the evening, the morning, or not at all? any time i have time... i would be right now if it weren't for this survey
Do you eat in bed? no
Do you shower in the morning or evening? Evening
Do you use liquid or bar soap? Bar
Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo? Neither I don't have hair
Do you brush your teeth in the shower? no
Do you shave in the shower? Umm only one part we won't mention
Do you sing in the shower? sometimes
Do you use a washcloth? yes
Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower? Curtains.
Have you every taken a call in the shower? yes
Have you ever showered in your swimsuit? not that i know of
Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex? No
Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex? yes
Do you share a bathroom with someone? the cats?
Do you listen to the radio in the shower? yes
Do you wear a shower cap? No
Do you wash behind your ears? yes
Describe your shower in three words Hot, HOT, HOT!!!
What one thing would you change about your shower? more power!!
What would make your shower time better for you? haveing a pretty girl to shower with me
What celebrity would you like to shower with? none of them
What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with? all of them
What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower? water
What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower? cat attack
What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower? i got clean?
When was the last time you showered? Yesterday
When are you going to take a shower next? when i stop this.
What bill do you hate paying the most?
credit card
2. Favorite Place to eat a romantic Dinner?
Home
3. Last time you Puked from Drinking?
never.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and woke up in a strange place?
Never.
5. Name of your First Grade Teacher?
I don't know i could do second and on though
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
getting ready for bed
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
Resturaunt owner, truck driver, farmer, put them together to make an unstopable bussiness
8.How many colleges did you attend before you settled on the one you graduated from?
one and I got bored and didn't graduate
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
Its a work shirt
10. Gas Prices! First Thought?
O pperation
I raq
L ibberation
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you?
A Castle with my Future wife
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
SNOOOOOOZE
13. Last thought before falling asleep last night?
I should have gone to bed earlier
14. Favorite style of Underwear?
Boxers
15. Favorite style of Underwear for the opposite sex?
Thoes frilly short looking things
16. What Errand/Chore do you despise?
DISHES
17. If you didnt have to work would you?
Maybe eventually
18. Sex or Sleep?
Sex then sleep
19. Your Favorite Cartoon Character?
Rock Lee from naruto
20. Favorite non-sexual thing to do at night with a girl/boy?
Sleep
21. A secret that you wouldnt mind everyone knowing?
If its a secret its because i don't want people to know
23. Your Best Your Mamma Joke?
I saw your mamma in crotchless panties!
24. Your Favorite Lunch Meat?
Turkey
25. What do you get every time you go into a 7-11?
Slurpie!
26. Beach Or Shore?
Beach.
27. Do you think Marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at twenty?
Absolutely not
28. Who do you Stalk?
Noone thats creepy
29. Favorite Guilty Pleasure?
I am not guilty of anything
30. Favorite Movie you wouldnt want anyone to find out about?
People know what movies i like
31. What's your drink?
Water
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Ninjas
33. Cops or Robbers?
Cops
34. Do you cheer for the bad guys?
Nah
35. What Hollywood Star do you think resembles you best?
Fuck Hollywood
36. If you had to pick one - which cast member of Lost would you be?
Huh?
37. What do you want when you are sick?
I don't get sick
38. Who from High School would you like to run into?
People who were popular and now work for minimum wage
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
FNX.
40. Stifler or Oz?
Stifler
41. Norm or Cliff?
Cliff
42. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
The simpsons.
43. Worst Relationship Mistake that you wish you could take back?
None that i can think of
44. Do you Like the Person who sits directly across from you at work?
I don't get to sit at work
45. If you could get away with it who would you kill?
I wouldn't kill
46. What Famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Whoever is takeing me to a buffet
47. What famous Person would you like to sleep with?
None
48. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yes
49. Last book you read for real?
Amber to Iron
50. Do you have a teddy bear?
Nope.
51. Strangest Place you have ever had sex?
Nowhere strange
52. Strangest Place you have ever wanted to have sex?
Nowhere because it was strange lots of place cause I was horney
53. How many times a day do you text?
one maybe
54. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Relationship
55. Do you go to church?
Nope
56. Pencil or Pen?
Pencil
1. In one sentence, explain what ended your last relationship.
Neither of us were happy.
2. What made you smile today?
Liz's myspace comments
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 am?
Working
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago?
This survey
5. Something that happened to you in 1985?
Running around, being two
6. Your prom night?
My and my best friend took another friend of ours girlfriend out to a movie haha
7. Last thing you said aloud?
EMILY STOP SCRATCHING THAT!
8. Last thing someone else said aloud?
See yah in the morning
9. Worst thing currently on television?Advertisements
10. What was in the mail today?
I donnoh i only check like once a week
11. How many different beverages have you drunk today?
4
12. What is your favorite part of the day?
sleeping part
13. Your current To-do List?
finish this, shower, make lunch for tommorrow, sleep
14. Least favorite place to shop?
Clothing store
15. Last thing you bought?
water
16. Last gift you received?
yellow bathing suit from my dad from brazil
17. Funniest thing you heard all day?
the electrician at work ran out of blank electrical plates so he installed all switch plates, leaveing a trailer with 25 switches of which 3 did anything
18. Favorite mug?
I don't have any mugs
19. What color is your front door?
Red
20. Beautiful is:
In the eyes of the beholder
21. Describe your keychain:
unclipy thingy
22. Where do you keep your change?
a can on my headboard
23. Say something to the number 1 person in your Top 8:
Dude frisbee tommorrow
24. Describe your winter coat:
Coats are too confineing I only wear hoodies in winter
25. What was the weather like on your graduation day?
sunny and nice
26. Last ice cream flavor?
will be mint chocolate chip in a minute
27. Last rainbow you saw? who would keep track of that?
28. Something you are excited about:
Frisbee tommorrow
If you were jogging down a street and saw a little tiny midget walking on his hands, what would you do? ask him if he was ok
Hilary or Gore for 2008? I wouldn't vote for either
Have you ever pooped in the woods? Sure
Do you like biting and scratching during toying sessions? If it is happening to me
Define "toying session". Sexual playfullness
When was your last toying session? sigh
If you saw Meg Ryan making out with the midget, what would you do? whats with the midget questions?
Would you take a photograph? No. why would i care
What song did you listen to last? Decemberists the mariners revenge song
What song do you think is the greatest thing in the world? Currently the spill canvas "the tide"
Are you fat? Nope, best shape of my life
Sleepless in Seattle or You've Got Mail? Havn't seen either
Is Tom Hanks gay? Why don't you try asking him
Is Rocky 6 really a good idea? haha probably not
Have you seen any good horror movies lately? zombie movies can be fun
Would you eat your own poop for 3.4 million bucks? Yes
Would you let tubgirl poop in your mouth for 3.4 million bucks ? Assumeing I would end dissease free, sure
Do you like to get smashed? NO
Do you ever get smashed and have toying sessions? NO
Can one have toying sessions alone? Not really
What do you get when a midget bites off your big toe? A perfect shot for a midgit punt with your other foot