Valentines Day

[theturbochrist]

Were I a happier, less crippled man I would probably be pursuing a relationship right now. College aged female, cute, friendly, easy to chat with, very funny (is a member of the campus sketch troup), very interested in my (confirmed by third party data). Were I a happier, less crippled man I would probably print this out , attach a rich dark

Comments

[anonymous]

FUCKIN' GO FOR IT YOU SON OF A BITCH!
*heavy metal riff/head banging*
fin

vgcats ftw

[iamsenorcoche]

do it kid.

[dalonzo9]

I would proceed just on the basis that it is funny.

[theturbochrist]

dun and done.

[theturbochrist]

whore ray