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[thatpotterbloke]

MALFOY.

I swear to god, I know it was you because it's always you. If you destroy any more stuff of Hermione's SPEW stuff you'll regret the day you ever learned how to use a simple Incendio. You have five minutes to clean this up before any more students get upset about your bloody transfigured socks that you set on fire. You're disgusting, Malfoy

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[potterisanutter]

I have no idea what you are talking about, Scarhead. Did you inhale too deeply in Potions again?

[thatpotterbloke]

Get up here now and clean this up before I have to make you.

[potterisanutter]

You and what army, Potty?

[thatpotterbloke]

No army, Malfoy. Don't think just because Snape is the DADA professor this year that it's helped you miraculously know how to do any defence spells.

[sagacious_d]

If I may interrupt the apparent rage that you've worked yourself into, I think that it would be prudent to point out that if your roommate is really so desperate for companionship, it might be in everyone's best interest if you simply let him keep the socks.

[thatpotterbloke]

No, it's -- it's a long story and just believe me when I say Seamus taking care of anything, however cotton-like they may be, isn't really a good idea.

[sagacious_d]

I doubt that. They're an artificially animated piece of wool. One wouldn't think that he could kill them by forgetting to feed and water them.

[thatpotterbloke]

I'm not worried about whether or not he'll be able to keep them alive since I really don't know how you would go about feeding a sock...it's that, it just doesn't seem right. I don't know, maybe it wouldn't hurt if Trevor had a few companions in the dorm...

[noflowerhere]

Touch a single blond hair and you'll be regretting it, Potter.

[potterisanutter]

Hello Pansy.

See Potter, as I already mentioned to you last night, certain people do find me very good company indeed.

Now, piss off and get your house mate to stop bringing those abominations class with him. The squeaking is annoying and listening to brainless twins fawn over socks is putting me off my food.

[shy_tempest]

Who says it was Malfoy?

[sagacious_d]

I think Potter's fixated.

[shy_tempest]

I think he is, too. In my opinion, maybe a little too fixated.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[sagacious_d]

If you're thinking what I believe you're thinking, then yes. However, I'm afraid that the possibility is a bit hard to comprehend given all that we've witnessed during our years at school.