I have not, nor am I now, sleeping with four other members here, thank you very much.
And just why does he deserve a, as you put it, "sympathy fuck"? I'd quite like to discuss the reasoning behind everyone seeming to think I use the git and yet refuse to stop shagging him. No matter what I appear to be painted in a bad light, even though he's supposedly the evil one around here.
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I'll be glad to join you for cake and discussion. Shall I bring the scotch?
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Scotch sounds smashing.
"Smashing"? Dear Lord, where did I get that?
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Do you really think he'd take it in the spirit that was offered? Wouldn't you be compunding the error?
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Tea?
By which I mean "tea", incidentally.
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And just why does he deserve a, as you put it, "sympathy fuck"? I'd quite like to discuss the reasoning behind everyone seeming to think I use the git and yet refuse to stop shagging him. No matter what I appear to be painted in a bad light, even though he's supposedly the evil one around here.
It's quite galling, really.
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Last time I checked, that was called using someone for sex.
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Anyway, you know he's a git. A rather good shag of a git, I'll admit, but a git.
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