wah

[theultimatspnky]

well my ass bone still hurts. it's been over a week. i probably cracked it or bruised it. yeah. pants hooked me up with a bunch of lortabs. his mom gave them to him for me. that was very nice of her. they didn't make the pain really go away, and they didn't make me retarded, they just made me so....content. just genuinely content. they're great.

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[shepaintsthesky]

i'm having a mid-life crisis, but a really really fun (and retarded) one....i have to tell you about it.
Oh, and I was just thinking this, b/c I'm random like that....
say you and pants got married and had lots of little baby annas and pants'.....would you still call him pants? lol and what the hell would your kids call him....?????
hahahhaaha sorry, i'm off to class
:)
i'm fun times, and you know it....YOU LOVE ME, ANNA SNYDERVILLE!

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[theultimatspnky]

i love you to death, kel! you never fail to crack me up. yeah i was talking to this girl abby i work with about that. what if we get married...on the invitations, matchbooks, napkins etc., would it say pants? would i call him that in front of our children? would i have to force myself to call him eric regularly? i don't know. yeah i got your call but i couldn't answer it because i was at olive garden with pants, his sister, and his cousin. you're only 19. don't worry about midlife crisis'. but yeah. pour your heart out, kel. of an next time you come home, i'm getting you chonged, and taking you to shogun. we sat there with down syndrome laughing at the cook. hey guess what? i got a whole bottle of codeine...lol. i'm on it right now. i'm grinning and i don't know why. pants told me that if one doesn't help, take four, so i can have a nice 14 hour nap and wake up confused in a puddle of my own drool. lol. he's funny. *grin* i'm grinning like a mentally challened child, kel. anyway, so what's up? do tell about this fun crisis of yours.