President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a resteraunt. Cheney orders the heart-heathly salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey could I have a quickie ( Read more... )

LIFE IS SHIT!!!!!!

I may have posted this  song on an earlier entry...i dont remember really but yah im posting it again....dont ask

And if you save yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
And you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
And you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with grass
And you'll ( Read more... )

i feel rather "blah" right now....dont really feel like theres a care in the world and that very very few people would even notice if i had just dissapeared. im not thinkin of suicide or anything so dont worry....im not stupid. just sayin that honestly i think if i dissapeared or something most people would just take credit and ACT all dramatic ( Read more... )

I scored a 25% on the "The Nerd Test" Quizie! What about you?

I AM NOT EMO!!!

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can anyone answer me this question and this question only.....

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?!?!?!?

1.) First name: neil ( Read more... )

Yah i missed work today cuz i was too tired so i slept in. Hopefully i dont get in trouble with that. Ok so chloes phone call woke me up around noonish. So i talked to her for a bit and tried to make plans to see if she could come over to watch movies and hang out. I was gonna see if other people could TOO but she was the only one that could...so ( Read more... )