Yo, my men!

[theunderburger]

So this is a camp for demigods, eh? Well, there ain't nothing half about me! I'm the full, one-and-only, super great Momoshiro

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[kaminokusaki]

Just do what I do. Put something on your plate that you don't like to eat and offer that up to the gods.

[theunderburger]

There's food you don't like?

[kaminokusaki]

Yes. I take it you'll eat anything.

[theunderburger]

Anything that's food! I don't eat, you know, people or souls of the dead or anything.

So uh... I heard that your mum is like... you know.

[speedoson]

Not too sure about those pictures. They're either a gift from the Gods, or a prank from one of the campers.

Pleased to meet you too! I'm Kamio.

[theunderburger]

Heya Kamio-kun! Who did your mother diddle for you to end up here?

And you know, the gods do all seem to walk around in bedsheets in the pictures I've seen. Maybe clothes are like, offensive.

[speedoson]

What makes you think it was my mother?!!! ....Though it was. Hermes. Who did your mother diddle???

Yeah...that's why we thought it might be a gift. The guys are fine, whatever, but I still think it's inappropriate for all the girls to be pinned up like that! So I took them down!

[theunderburger]

The women gods can have babies too? That's gotta be less convenient. There's like real time involved with that unless they can just drop 'em and have someone else rock 'em. And my dad's Hades. God of like.... everyone!

You stole all the girl pictures?! Naked ones? Isn't that pretty pervy?

[zenzaitensai]

You should have received an appointment card for a photograph session. Did they not give you one on entry?

[theunderburger]

I should?! Man, I've only been here a few hours and I've already screwed up. Where can I go to fix this?

[zenzaitensai]

It's okay. I'll help you out, since you're new and all.

Meet me behind your cabin in fifteen minutes. Don't wear clothes.

[theunderburger]

Hey - thanks! I appreciate it.

I'm at the BBQ pit, but I'll just lose the clothes here and walk across camp.

[spawnofpluto]

......You're actually related to me? I thought you got confused and came in the wrong cabin when I saw you.

[theunderburger]

Eh? So you're a son of Hades too?

[spawnofpluto]

Pluto. But yes.....we're apparently...related.

[theunderburger]

Well hey there, brother-by-another-mother! I'm Momoshiro!

[tomomagic]

Ara, my how much trouble you've gone and gotten yourself into already. Leave it to a son of Hades I suppose~ I do look forward to your missteps in the future Momoshiro-kun~

But once you're done dealing with the trouble I suppose if you want to be shown around and have some holiday goodies I could indulge you.

[theunderburger]

You say you're looking forward to my missteps and then you cunningly suggest showing me around camp! I've got your number.

[tomomagic]

Oh goody, I have your attention then. ♥

[theunderburger]

If that's all you wanted, couldn't you have offered lunch or something?