Screw you I don't need one.

[theunlaid]

My best friend is going to Peru today, he's going to lounge on white beaches and be tenderly caressed by gorgeous locals, he's going to find a shaman who was taught his craft by Hakaar Tmeshkli, a famous mystic who bends spoons by will. He is going to drink a potion, then he will transcend the material plane and attain oness, the kind of oness that

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[theunlaid]

somebody post something please, anything, a slight tidbit of attention, I spent way to much time thinking on how these damn words were spelled to be outright ignored...

[tricklingdust]

Peru sounds cool. I want a shaman.

Re: I NEED BOOZE!!!

[theunlaid]

shamans r n00bs roll a real class and learn2play

[odins_delusion]

You are aware, of course, that the energy required to create such a consciousness would entirely circumvent the positronic reality of the robot overlord, to the extent that without such existence-bending noncontrol as said shaman, the entire continuity of your tirade would become untwisted.

[theunlaid]

thing is you see there's the shaman, but the whole ordeal was the dark workings of a wizard. And wizards warp all reality and non-reality with values congruous to their 20 sided dice.