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theupstart

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Jul 12, 2003 17:04

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manic_ska_chick July 12 2003, 14:38:45 UTC

aww Harvey was such a cute movie =)

i_heart_him July 12 2003, 15:08:06 UTC

haha i knew you would end up watching that show.. no matter how 'lame' CBS is.

tips fabulouspoet July 12 2003, 22:02:48 UTC

in order to dodge these shows, you are going to have to start masturbating much more because obviously you arent putting in enough time in the rub down there department. I want you masturbating atleast 5 times a day. Twice in the morning... one before whatever afternoon activity you do. like smoking up or whatever and then twice at night to mellow out. If you masturbate before you go to bed you sleep much better. In order to keep up the the surfa ways, you gotta get riding that board, flogging that dolphin, and yaning those panties.Also, might i suggest you start having phone sex with random girls from online... cybering with computer technology made people... and watching lots of porn. Dont forget to name your penis because then whenever you hear the name you will get aroused. name it a word everyone says a lot. Like... "the". Then you will be spitting like a giraffe and wont be watching odd shows ( ... )

bloodykittie July 15 2003, 21:24:14 UTC

yay! I win! :)