so saturday school really sucks a big dildo. a big, multicolored, multi faceted dildo ( Read more... )

You never know how good youve got it until you lose it(or until you decide its just not working anymore).Or not, because sometimes when you lose it, you realize you didnt have it as well as you thought you did. Sometimes you realize what you had wasnt really all that much.After a while you think about what you could have. You know, that other ( Read more... )

well tonight work was bitchin ( Read more... )

so i have this friend whose parents are about to check him into the hospital because hes getting into a lot of trouble these days and they feel like hes spinning out of control...or whatever ( Read more... )

hahaha ( Read more... )

well mom kicked me out of the house again...
the perfect way to mess up my summer.
im so ready to just get out of here...so i wont have to deal with any of you. never ever again.
im getting really tired of bullshit.

-He is in pain because a Venus Fly Trap is eating the top of his head. Great looking teeth there you limey Brit dumptruck asscannon slopheap junk barn slot machine, now go change my oil and make me a BLT ( Read more... )

I'll never be your beast of burden ( Read more... )

so i got a new job working at bojangles ( Read more... )

I'm a modern man ( Read more... )