hilarity ensues

[thevillainkelly]

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I finally have it! Irrefutable proof that I control the universe! FINALLY.

Are you ready for it? Are you ready to read this? Are you ready to understand the fact that all of my hopes and dreams have been realized in this one supreme fact?

OK. I hope you're ready.

JONATHAN HAS A MUSTACHE.

Yes.

Comments

[badfae]

Perfect.

[sexxxualdeviant]

I am ready...BUT IS THE WORLD?