Outstanding

[thevinnlander]

So, I'm on my way home from work, at a stoplight.  It looks like the cars in front of me are moving, so I step on the gas, and >crunch<  ...I hit the car in front of me

Comments

[mikeythebison]

Oh snap!

Although, if you're going to hit something, aim for the SUV. Bonus points for the Lexus and triple score for your boss with the crazy title.

[thevinnlander]

I win!

...wait. No I don't.

[ozmafan]

considering no one was hurt (i assume), laughing sounds like the best reaction.

[thevinnlander]

Yeah, I'd feel pretty awful if there was an injury...

[bleedinggums19]

It's always fun to cause an accident where the cost of repairs for the "victim" far outweigh those for your own. Stupid Lexus... serves him (her?) right!

[thevinnlander]

Uh, Oregon isn't a no-fault state... so I'm paying for everything.

-Rather, beyond my deductable, Progressive of Oregon is. : )

And Jill is a good person to work for... I see the humor in it, but I feel kinda bad about it too.

[aaaguy]

OH FUCK... at least no one was hurt

[delahk]

I don't know whether to applaud, buy you a beer, or both.

[thevinnlander]

My cool downstairs neighbor saw my car and gave me a sympathy beer. He was like: "Those are brand-new plates... You just got them on, right?"

Yeah...

[delahk]

he should have given you a case of sympathy beers