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[thevirginnerts]

So, I smoked my first cigarette the other day with Cousin. Here's how the conversation went:

(Me and Cousins sitting on couch watching TV)
Cousin: You ever smoked a cigarette?
Me: No.
Cousin: You want to?
Me: Sure.
Cousin: Ok.

So now at least I don't die without scars...or lung cancer.

Comments

[naralian]

You smoked near a piece of electronic equipment? You must die now.

Ok, never mind, it was just a television. You may continue existing for the moment.

[thevirginnerts]

No, we went outside to smoke. :-)

[thevirginnerts]

I think of you! When I talk about you, I want to call you Cousin, but when it's around my cousin, it gets a little confusing...but, you will always be the First Cousin in my heart. ;-)

[thevirginnerts]

Indeed, he does. It's something he's had to deal with.

[anonymous]

You smoked a death stick? My God what will we do now?

oh wait. Nothing.