Why hasn't anyone had Aunt Flow's ass assassinated yet?

[thevixenator]

I saw this commercial about this birth control that kicks you down to four periods a year. FOUR.PERIODS.A.YEAR. I wanna get some of that shit. I'm gonna plead with Mom to get it for me. Just gotta convince her that it has nothing to do with my desire to go out and whore myself out to a bunch of hot guys in and affiliated with bands. It does,

Comments

[lindsalicious]

You can do that with standard birth control pills provided they're not the multi-level hormonal things. I'm on OrthoCyclin and I just skip the green placebo/reminder pills that are supposed to be when I get my period. I usually go two or three months at a time without a visit from my little red friend. I usually just let my bod tell me when it needs a break from the hormones.

[thevixenator]

ooo, that's crafty..

[lindsalicious]

And my doc says it's okay! Bonus!

[thevixenator]

the idea of the patch bugs me. no matter how often I'm told it'll stay on in the shower and stuff, I'm convinced it'll fall off.

[tippy_cup_ella]

Get on the Depoprovera shot like I did and you won't have periods anymore at all.

[thevixenator]

Good idea..but see, there's this thing I have with sharp objects stabbing into my flesh that I just don't like lol