You COULD say its a LAND of PORTS! ho ho ho

[thewackypants]

HAY GUYS! So have you ever wanted a town that has like 30 Framestores per block AND free public transportation AND HOBOS? man well have I got a town for you guy! its called PORTLAND! and im there! or here

Comments

[katja9700]

my goodness nathan, portland is going to place a permanent ban on your head for goat harassment.

what happened to going to beaver oreg?

[nikki_jazz]

yo, some hostels have it set up where you can work (housekeeping, repairing things, make food etc) for your stay! Try looking for it on hostel websites

[mrbloober]

You should read a comic called Scott Pilgrim! It's really short! I bet you could find it in a book store and read it in one sitting. At least the first volume anyway.

Were you really arrested!??!?!???!?!?!??!?!!??

[mr_dongato]

wow! I don't think i've ever seen a post with so many breathless, manic, all-caps exclamations before. Also, no points for setting yourself up for the zoo-lag joke. When does the hitch-hiking start?

[thewackypants]

it doesnt count as setting myself up becasue I really did sneak into a zoo!

also Ill prolly start stiff armin' by monday, tuesday at the latest! TO THE COAST I GO

[_fignuts_]

why'd ya get kicked outta your hostel?

[thewackypants]

Ohhhh geeeze, all I did was Little Bird Stunner some old lady, and the management got all pissy