This here is the Wahoo Kid with another rompin roundup of tales from Hampton's Ghetto. The Wahoo Kid apologizes for his delay in postings on this here site. He was detained for a number of days/months/years in a intererr...uh, intelor...uh...question askin' cell in the state of the art Guantanamo Bay resort, where he got a whole mess o' liquid ( Read more... )

Just a note for future reference ( Read more... )

I may have more to say on this later, but here's the basic thing ( Read more... )

It’s time for yours truly to continue my incredibly successful tradition of predicting who will go home with Oscar at tonight’s Academy Awards. As I never met a prediction I didn’t like, this has been something I’ve done for a number of years. This year will be particularly challenging, seeing as how I haven’t seen any of the five nominated films. ( Read more... )

Things not in the original film The Birds that Michael Bay will add for the remake according to IMDB USERS

1) - Let's see how many of these I'll get right

-Car chase
-Gratuitous sex scene
-Spunky minority side-kick
-At least one scene where somebody says "Now that's what I call giving somebody the bird"

2) -Robots
-zombies
-naked chicks with big tits ( Read more... )

This is my first appearance in the live journal world in quite some time. Please enjoy this survey.

The (short) Political Survey:

1- Are you registered to vote?

Absolutely. Everyone should be registered to vote.

2- How interested are you in this presidential election?

Very interested. It might be the worst collection of candidates ever.

3- Have you ( Read more... )

AND NOW, PART IV IN THE SERIES: IMDB USERS RECOGNIZE CRAP WHEN THEY SEE IT

NATIONAL TREASURE (2004)  Naturally, there would be a Nicolas Cage movie in this series. It probably won't be the last either.

1- This movie had a great story behind it but it had terrible acting from Nicholas Cage. Seeing him try to act in a Disney Movie was funny. I fell ( Read more... )

And now, without further ado, Part 3 in the hit series: IMDB USERS RECOGNIZE CRAP WHEN THEY SEE IT

THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK II (The 3rd movie is really bad, but if you go back and watch the 2nd one, you'll find it's worse. You know, even though Steven Spielberg has made many, many great films, he's made some of the worst too. This wasn't as bad ( Read more... )

And now, for Part II in the series: IMDB USERS RECOGNIZE CRAP WHEN THEY SEE IT.

Note: This will be a controversial entry, because I thought I was the only person with sense enough to recognize the following film as an absolute travesty. Thankfully, I am not alone.

HOOK (1991)

1- Some movies, like Steven Spielberg's "Hook" are so mind numbingly bad, ( Read more... )

The following are a sampling of reviews by IMDB users on movies, that, quite frankly, suck. This will be the first in a continuing series.

3000 Miles To Graceland

1- I owe Roger Ebert an apology regarding this film. I was surprised by his review trashing it. What did he call it? "Mean spirited," I believe. He also described a few plot points that I ( Read more... )