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Mar 29, 2010 17:44

[The view is . . . of the sky.  Clear blue, so it's not the Western District anyway.  After a few seconds, there's a low groan and a sound of a body shifting.  Then, a face comes into view - a stocky human male in his upper-middle years, bald but for the tufts of blond hair visible over his ears.  He's on his hands and knees over the camera, suggesting it's laying on the ground.  He groans again, rubbing a hand across the back of his head, then spots the camera.]

What the heck?  My phone’s got some kinda video conferencing on it or something now?  …great.  Just how long was I out?

[He climbs to his feet, picking up the phone as he does so.  Looking the thing over - which gives some crazy camera angles as the phone is tilted this way and that for a few seconds - he finally settles for looking straight at it again.]

Huh.  Guess this thing's turned on.  Hey, it's Fanzone.  If anyone gets this, I need SWAT, stat.  An' patch me through to Mayor Edsel.  I've got a-?!  …the heck?

[He's finally raised his eyes to look around himself.  Over his shoulder, Ratchet's Med-bay can be seen.]

Ah, okay, WHY are all the building's around here six time too big!?  [He facepalms.]  Oh, for the love of-

[Now he's glaring at the phone.]

Okay, so what Autobot was messin' with a space bridge an' didn't report it?  I want to talk to whoever's in charge.  And don't you give me that Sentinel clown!  I want someone from the Council, someone with his robotic head on straight and who didn't get his rank out of a box of Cracker Jacks!  Or better yet, get me Optimus Prime.  He's gotta be around here somewhere.

Whatever idiot pulled me here better send me back pronto!  And so help me, if someone tries to step on me again, I'll make sure your malfunctioning machine of a foot is so deeply contaminated with scary organic contamination that you'll never walk straight again!

† carmine fanzone

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