Apr 20, 2010 00:05
[The Riddler sits at a table finally back in his home-sweet-home, wherever that may be. A few papers are strewn about it and a couple of books. He writes something on the paper and stares at it in deep concentration.]
Then that states that...these words.
They're...gorgeous. So eloquent and poised and moist and shiny and delicious and luminous and matriarchal and fungal and pretentious and parenthetical and brilliant!
[He suddenly presses his ear to the paper, listening intently.]
Yes! That's wonderful! Revolutionary! A machine that takes off your pants for you!
[He sits up straight again and pauses in thought.]
But first food. Yes, food.
the riddler