May 25, 2010 13:15
[There's a close-up of someone's green eyeball, and then it pulls out to show Allenby's upper half as she holds the communicator at arm's length with a satisfied look on her face.]
A-hah! That wasn't so hard.
I guess I should be kind of official about this--this is Allenby Beardsley, Gundam Fighter of Neo-Sweden. I want to know where I am, how I got here, and who left this transmitter anyway?
[The video feed displays the sky and then her shoes as she turns it over in her hands again, then back to her face.]
If you abducted me, it's pretty dumb of you to give me something like this, besides the fact that I'm going to give you a pounding anyway for pullin' a stunt like that.
It looks like this thing is hooked up to some kinda network, so I'd like some answers.
† allenby beardsley