CLEVELAND, OHIO - Digested food operating in the Cleveland-Burke Sanitation Center has officially endorsed Barack Obama.
"We are a collective of shit, but we admire Barack."
Feces, Barack's latest endorsement, is just one of many other celebrities endorsing the democratic candidate as we head into Super Tuesday.
"People talk of a country that has no place for shit. I think differently," Barack told a group of reporters that happened to be hanging outside his campaign bus. "Just because I help make the collective shit pool greater once or twice a day, especially on Mexican food night, doesn't mean I shouldn't acknowledge all of shit's hard work and dedication."
Before the presidential candidate could get back on the bus and drive somewhere else important, he ducked his head out the window and yelled "Boyah!"
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"We are a collective of shit, but we admire Barack."
Feces, Barack's latest endorsement, is just one of many other celebrities endorsing the democratic candidate as we head into Super Tuesday.
"People talk of a country that has no place for shit. I think differently," Barack told a group of reporters that happened to be hanging outside his campaign bus. "Just because I help make the collective shit pool greater once or twice a day, especially on Mexican food night, doesn't mean I shouldn't acknowledge all of shit's hard work and dedication."
Before the presidential candidate could get back on the bus and drive somewhere else important, he ducked his head out the window and yelled "Boyah!"
AP/REUTERS
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