Written to The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists ( Read more... )

I have no signal.

Shelly and Daniel have no signal.

I IZ SO BORED.

*sob*

I'm getting Skype for realz.

Al Franken wins Democratic nomination for US Senate ( Read more... )

Donate to Barack Obama today and a previous donor will match your donation.

I would, but I'm broke. And my fucking belly button hurts.

Can my belly button fall off?

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Go. Do it now. I wish I could but I'm driving to Massachusetts in the morning. I'll be watching it on CNN instead. Speaking of which, I could really care less who white people vote for. Why does CNN always show polls for that? I guess I know why, it just annoys the shit out of me ( Read more... )

Bowling Green did not cave in.

But a girl can dream can't she?

Did anyone else feel that earthquake just now? The whole fucking house was shaking.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

Bowling Green is finally going to cave in.