i turned 25 ten minutes ago. is it strange that i know the time of my birth?
i'm going to drink a couple hundred beers tonight and play mortal kombat until i go blind. maybe that will numb my brain for a while. i wish shelly could play with me. daniel will probably kick my ass.

i'm listening to vilejive and taking a break from typing homework. i just filled out a personality profile on eharmony to see what kind of matches i'd get. the personality report pretty well described me perfectly. but out of 20 million people on there, there was no match for me. so i changed my preference to "anyone in the WORLD". nothing. ( Read more... )

insert soggy wimpering U2 song here.

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HOLY SHIT I FORGOT TO VOTE.

!#@$%

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jenny's wedding was really beautiful. i effing hate weddings but i really enjoyed this one. i never cried so much in 3 hours before. i'm so happy for her and this is really out of character for me to say but...i have much faith that they will have a long & joyous life together. (and that one day jenny will let me be her midwife) yeh, right. i ( Read more... )