HOLY SHIT MY DAD ALMOST BLEW UP!!!!!!

[thewariooflove]

so i got the best wake up phone call ever today, it was my dad, his car blew up!!!!! i was like "hahahaha shut up, you're such a jerk" and he's like "uh no, i'm serious, i was driving and i smelt smoke, and looked out the rearveiw mirror and there was smoke comming out of the trunk, so i got out and opened it, and the fucking box of flares ignited

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[babyiwasshot]

his car blew up!!!!!
compared to
the whole car was in flames

there's a difference between blown up and engulfed in flames, jerk off. I feel like I was tricked into reading this now that I know there were no explosions.

[minetonight]

haha classic. like a cartoon.

[still_echo]

the craziest stuff always happens to you, seriously.

[anonymous]

i just saw your daddy's car on the news. it was crazy.
ok. love you. jordan.

[hitthatbeat]

haha the subject made my day.