This has been your weekly AssCreedBro update

[thewaterbandit]

So regular readers of this blog will know that I a) find Ezio Auditore da Firenze very very hot and b) have a thing for Roman soldiers.

I just played the Passion Play Level (there are no good screenshots of him in the outfit why is this so)

I'll, uh... I'll be in my bunk.

Comments

[urbanberber]

Oh my god I had so much trouble with that level--IDK why I kept like. Walking the wrong way when you gotta go on stage and the game was like "FUCK YOU" and.

Have you javelin'd anyone yet? B) You can also hurl bastard swords--I don't remember if I mentioned that one.

[urbanberber]

Also I can't remember which came first, but have you encountered the Roman furry party yet?

Cuz that mission is gold.

[thewaterbandit]

1. I had a lot of trouble with standing in the right place too until I turned on Eagle Vision by accident. They highlight the spots for you! I wish they signposted that bit better. I have yet to encounter javelins! Where do you find them?

2. Was the Roman furry party the one where you have to kill the overweight behatted dude? That's the only party Ezio's attended so far.

[urbanberber]

Yes, AGREED. It was really confusing. Also you just gotta disarm or kill a guard carrying a pole arm or spear--they usually patrol in groups around the city, not so much in the countryside. When you have one, target a guard, baaaack up, and there should be a "throw" command.

THAT IS INDEED THE FURRY PARTY. That is like. One of my favorite missions. I poisoned every single person at that party until fatty was the only person left.

[thirteenthchime]

:D

[thewaterbandit]

This game is in great danger of turning into 'ooooh Signore Auditore ooooohhh' (it probably already has)

And he will leave his hood on.

[thirteenthchime]

This is a problem how?

MEANWHILE in a twenty mile radius: TEMPLARS EXPLODING. BORGIA GUARDS TURNING GAY.

[thewaterbandit]

Good point, well made.