Picture Of Me - PRINCETON PLAINSBORO THEATRE 3000 - Season 3 Ep 10: PEOPLE DO CRAZY THINGS... (CH.10
Here it is, the 10th episode... with new guests and new madness!!
Princeton Plainsboro Theatre 3000
Sung by: House and The Ducklings
Written by: Marco and The Marcos
In a not too distant future
Next Tuesday more or less
There was the acerbic Dr. House
who of rules couldn't care less
He worked at Princeton Hospital,
No white coat for him as usual
He worked on cases which were really weird
And when he noticed bad!fic his evil side was thrilled...
'I'll read my colleagues cheesy bad!fic,
The worse I can find,
They'll have to sit and read them all
and I'll monitor their minds (if they have any).'
Now keep in mind House can control
when the bad!fic begins or ends
But don't you dare think that he'd ever spare
his dear colleagues and friends
Princeton role call:
Cuddy (I guess I'm close to get that baby...)
Foreman (I'm a fellow... except not.)
Chase (Right here, Mate!)
Cameron (Am I still in the show?)
WIIIIIILSON! (Here's for an angsty Season 5!)
If you wonder how they eat and breathe
and other science facts
Now keep in mind "It's a hospital,
I should really just relax,
House: Did I mention Tritter's here?
Tritter: Just because you CAN write fanfic, doesn't mean you SHOULD.
For Princeton Plainsboro Theatre 3000!!!"
Everybody's in the theater for the fic, and the title comes up...
People do crazy things when in love, a House, M.D. fanfic
Mark: Boy, are we in for it... hey! Where do you come from?
Dan: Well, we're here for the MSTing lesson. I'm Daniel Humphrey.
Blair: And I'm Blair, Blair Waldorf.
Mark: Ok, Mr. Humphrey and Blair, Blair Waldorf, please take your seats and
contribute with the riffing whenever you feel like it.
D&B: Ok.
Mark: Do you want to sit near each other...
D&B: YES!
Mark: Over there.
D&B: *go and sit*
Author: Nzmaorigirl
Wilson: And this is the second pen-name change since we started to
investigate the case...
A/N: Hey guys, sorry about the wait
(Friday The) 13(th): You could've waited a little longer, and we wouldn't
have minded at all!
I took a long
House: Sh...
All: NO!
House: Spoilsports!
break
Chase: Your wrists!
over christmas.
Taub: And we care about this WHY?
I am
going to write a chapter of each of my stories before I start doing anything
else,
Blair: You know, dear, your stories are used in Guantanamo... as TORTURE
DEVICES.
lol! That is my aim by the end of the week.
Dan: What? What the Hell is THAT supposed to mean?
Here's chapter 8.
Derek: Circles of Hell.
Chase decided that the first step to getting close to Cameron would be to
Kutner: Get his head checked?
actually get a job at the hospital,
Chase: Didn't I have that already?
so once he stepped through the hospital
doors he decided to go up and see Cuddy to see if there were any
Foreman: Free beds in Psych?
positions
available because one things for sure he knew he wouldn't be working under
House
Mark: *snicker* Is that what they're calling it these days?
any more.
Mark: *deadpan* Woe is me. Woe is us. Woe.
As he made his way through the clinic to Cuddy's office he wondered what
position he would take
Sawyer: In Yoga class.
and how he was going to take advantage of Cameron
All: coughRAPISTcough
which
was when it hit him.
House: OW!
The ER was a little under staffed at the moment so he will
just get a job in the ER.
All: *collective raise of eyebrows*
Chase: The Department of Redundancy Department strikes again!
Once he reached Cuddy's office he knocked on the door.
Jack: As opposed to knocking on the wall?
"Come in," came Cuddy's voice.
Blair: Man, that Cuddy's a real sexual being!
So Chase took that as an opportunity to walk
in
Chase: *facepalm*
nice and slowly to gather up his thoughts on what he was going to say.
Dan: Slowly. S-l-o-w-l-y. L-i-k-e t-h-i-s.
"Dr. Chase," Cuddy said suprised from behind her desk, "what brings you back
to
this humble place of work?"
Cuddy: What the Heck am I saying?
she asked sarcastically as if she didn't know that he was gonna try and win
Cameron back.
Dan: She had read about it on Gossip Girl.
"I heard the ER was short staffed so I was wondering if I could have a job in
the ER," Chase requested.
Brennan: Insidious repetition is insidious.
"Yeah we do have a couple of openings in the ER for patching people up when
they
come in through ambulance.
Cuddy: 'Patching up people'. Yeah, that's how a professional woman talks.
Nothing in surgery though," Cuddy said.
"It's ok I will take anything that is available, at the moment," Chase
repled.
Chase: More like 'Chase was repelled'.
"Ok but you are to stay away from the diagnostics department, you are not to
go
near Cameron, or else I will fire you," Cuddy said very seriously.
Derek: Oh my...
"Of course not, it's over with Cameron," Chase lied quickly.
Cameron: And told the truth slowly.
"Ok, you can start tomorrow then," Cuddy said, dismissing him.
House: That's not nice.
Chase decided that he should have another confrontation with Stacy Warner to
let
her know what happened and where things are at with their plan, so he called
her
up.
Mark: Another *confrontation*? That's called 'conversation'!
Derek: I didn't think it would be possible, but her grasp on reality has
actually *decreased* over time!
"Stacy," she answered on the other line.
Chase: *Fic!Him* You dumbass! Answer on this line!
"It's Chase," Chase answered.
Cuddy: The interviewer.
"Oh, how are things going, did Cuddy give you a job because I am still the
lawyer for House's department," Stacy started.
Brennan: And the writing is still crap.
"They are good, Cuddy gave me a job in the ER. That will be enough to get the
plan kick started I think," Chase told her.
Blair: Scheming: you're doing it wrong.
"Very good, Chase," Stacy answered.
"The only problem though is that Cuddy said if I go near Cameron then she'd
fire
me," Chase told Stacy.
Tritter: *Stacy* I don't care! Let's go see if we can get some directions!
"Don't worry about Cuddy, we have to go with our plan, remember what it is?"
Stacy asked him sternly.
Mark: *Chase* Oh, my 20-Year plan! Did I tell you about my 20-Year plan?
"Yeah, me and you are gonna pretend to be in a relationship in order to trick
Cameron and House into thinking that we are over both of them, and then we
are
going to strike well they go on their honeymoon," Chase said taking a deep
breath.
Dan: Idiotic scheming and stupidity and bad grammar, oh my!
"Excellent, meet me in the cafeteria at 12," Stacy said.
Derek: Please stop.
12pm came fast,
House: 12 PM was a filthy whore.
Brennan: Isn't the cafeteria kind of closed at midnight?
Chase and Stacy met in the cafeteria, where they had lunch
together
Mark: Lunch. At midnight. Riiiiiight.
and started putting their plan in action. They knew that 12pm was the
time that Cameron and House went on their break for lunch
Blair: Are they vampires or something?
Cameron: What do you mean, like *in nauseated tone* 'Twilight'?
Blair&Dan: DEARGODNO!!!
so it would be their
chance to try and convince them that they were in a relationship.
Tritter: Stupid is as stupid does.
Chase and Stacy awaited the arrival of House and Cameron and the second they
saw
them walk through the door Stacy grabbed Chase and passionately kissed him as
she saw House and Cameron look their way.
Cuddy: And here I thought we couldn't get any stupider...
"Since when were they all snuggly together?" House questioned pointing
towards
Stacy and Chase.
House: Don't point, it's rude.
"Since when did you care?" Cameron asked, "can't you see the way she just
looked
at us, it's all fake, she is just trying to convince you that she's over
you,"
Cameron said.
Cameron: So I'm all-knowing in this story?
"How can you tell that by the way she looks?" House asked Cameron looking at
her
weirdly.
"Because I can,
Mark: The most annoying sentence right after 'Because I Said So'!
watch her face when I do this," Cameron said.
All: *make gagging noises*
Before House could
ask Cameron what she had grabbed him into a passionate kiss.
Dan: Did
Blair: That
Mark: Sentence
Derek: Make
Jack: Any
Sawyer: Sense
Bree: Whatsoever?
House quickly
looked over at Stacy.
Chase: But she had mysteriously disappeared!
"You're right, the look she gave us was priceless," he said as they pulled
apart, "I wonder what she is after," House wondered.
House: Cameron's all-knowing and I'm all stupid.
"You, duh.." Cameron said with a dumb expression on her face.
Wilson: Not any difference from usual, then.
House and Cameron just watched as Chase and Stacy approached them.
Brennan: coughINDECENTPROPOSALcough
"Hey," Stacy greeted them, "getting sued lately House," Stacy said as she
smirked at him.
Jack B: Stacy speaks English very much.
"No actually I haven't, I'm outta here in a week anyway," House said
returning
her grin,
House: As if I'd borrowed it...
"what'd you say your name was again?" House said trying to piss her
off.
Cuddy: Lamely.
It actually worked
Mark: If you're 2.
though she was furious, the only hint of it was in the colour
her face turned as she walked away in a huff.
Chase: Confusing sentences are confusing.
"Now we can sit down to lunch in peace," House said as he pulled Cameron
towards
the counter to order food.
Cameron: And left her alone when she had to pay, thus having her pay for both
their DINNERS.
A/N: Sorry for the short chapter,
Jack: Replace 'short' with 'stupid'.
just one more chapter at the hospital and then
Dan: It's over?
Mark: Don't we wish...
the chapters after that are about the honeymoon.
Blair: *Hatchet* For The Honeymoon!
Then House begins explaining the fine technique of MSTing and Blair smiles
evilly, while Dan mutters an 'Uh-Oh'.
PRINCETON PLAINSBORO THEATRE 3000
PEOPLE DO CRAZY THINGS WHEN IN LOVE (CHAPTER 7)
VERY!BAD!FIC BY NZMaorigirl
MST BY TheWaughnMan
KEEP CIRCULATING THE FICS
-_^
Stinger: 12pm came fast, Chase and Stacy met in the cafeteria, where they had
lunch together and started putting their plan in action.
A Servolicious Production.
[ Our doctor today is |
giddy ]
Princeton Plainsboro Theatre 3000
Sung by: House and The Ducklings
Written by: Marco and The Marcos
In a not too distant future
Next Tuesday more or less
There was the acerbic Dr. House
who of rules couldn't care less
He worked at Princeton Hospital,
No white coat for him as usual
He worked on cases which were really weird
And when he noticed bad!fic his evil side was thrilled...
'I'll read my colleagues cheesy bad!fic,
The worse I can find,
They'll have to sit and read them all
and I'll monitor their minds (if they have any).'
Now keep in mind House can control
when the bad!fic begins or ends
But don't you dare think that he'd ever spare
his dear colleagues and friends
Princeton role call:
Cuddy (I guess I'm close to get that baby...)
Foreman (I'm a fellow... except not.)
Chase (Right here, Mate!)
Cameron (Am I still in the show?)
WIIIIIILSON! (Here's for an angsty Season 5!)
If you wonder how they eat and breathe
and other science facts
Now keep in mind "It's a hospital,
I should really just relax,
House: Did I mention Tritter's here?
Tritter: Just because you CAN write fanfic, doesn't mean you SHOULD.
For Princeton Plainsboro Theatre 3000!!!"
Everybody's in the theater for the fic, and the title comes up...
People do crazy things when in love, a House, M.D. fanfic
Mark: Boy, are we in for it... hey! Where do you come from?
Dan: Well, we're here for the MSTing lesson. I'm Daniel Humphrey.
Blair: And I'm Blair, Blair Waldorf.
Mark: Ok, Mr. Humphrey and Blair, Blair Waldorf, please take your seats and
contribute with the riffing whenever you feel like it.
D&B: Ok.
Mark: Do you want to sit near each other...
D&B: YES!
Mark: Over there.
D&B: *go and sit*
Author: Nzmaorigirl
Wilson: And this is the second pen-name change since we started to
investigate the case...
A/N: Hey guys, sorry about the wait
(Friday The) 13(th): You could've waited a little longer, and we wouldn't
have minded at all!
I took a long
House: Sh...
All: NO!
House: Spoilsports!
break
Chase: Your wrists!
over christmas.
Taub: And we care about this WHY?
I am
going to write a chapter of each of my stories before I start doing anything
else,
Blair: You know, dear, your stories are used in Guantanamo... as TORTURE
DEVICES.
lol! That is my aim by the end of the week.
Dan: What? What the Hell is THAT supposed to mean?
Here's chapter 8.
Derek: Circles of Hell.
Chase decided that the first step to getting close to Cameron would be to
Kutner: Get his head checked?
actually get a job at the hospital,
Chase: Didn't I have that already?
so once he stepped through the hospital
doors he decided to go up and see Cuddy to see if there were any
Foreman: Free beds in Psych?
positions
available because one things for sure he knew he wouldn't be working under
House
Mark: *snicker* Is that what they're calling it these days?
any more.
Mark: *deadpan* Woe is me. Woe is us. Woe.
As he made his way through the clinic to Cuddy's office he wondered what
position he would take
Sawyer: In Yoga class.
and how he was going to take advantage of Cameron
All: coughRAPISTcough
which
was when it hit him.
House: OW!
The ER was a little under staffed at the moment so he will
just get a job in the ER.
All: *collective raise of eyebrows*
Chase: The Department of Redundancy Department strikes again!
Once he reached Cuddy's office he knocked on the door.
Jack: As opposed to knocking on the wall?
"Come in," came Cuddy's voice.
Blair: Man, that Cuddy's a real sexual being!
So Chase took that as an opportunity to walk
in
Chase: *facepalm*
nice and slowly to gather up his thoughts on what he was going to say.
Dan: Slowly. S-l-o-w-l-y. L-i-k-e t-h-i-s.
"Dr. Chase," Cuddy said suprised from behind her desk, "what brings you back
to
this humble place of work?"
Cuddy: What the Heck am I saying?
she asked sarcastically as if she didn't know that he was gonna try and win
Cameron back.
Dan: She had read about it on Gossip Girl.
"I heard the ER was short staffed so I was wondering if I could have a job in
the ER," Chase requested.
Brennan: Insidious repetition is insidious.
"Yeah we do have a couple of openings in the ER for patching people up when
they
come in through ambulance.
Cuddy: 'Patching up people'. Yeah, that's how a professional woman talks.
Nothing in surgery though," Cuddy said.
"It's ok I will take anything that is available, at the moment," Chase
repled.
Chase: More like 'Chase was repelled'.
"Ok but you are to stay away from the diagnostics department, you are not to
go
near Cameron, or else I will fire you," Cuddy said very seriously.
Derek: Oh my...
"Of course not, it's over with Cameron," Chase lied quickly.
Cameron: And told the truth slowly.
"Ok, you can start tomorrow then," Cuddy said, dismissing him.
House: That's not nice.
Chase decided that he should have another confrontation with Stacy Warner to
let
her know what happened and where things are at with their plan, so he called
her
up.
Mark: Another *confrontation*? That's called 'conversation'!
Derek: I didn't think it would be possible, but her grasp on reality has
actually *decreased* over time!
"Stacy," she answered on the other line.
Chase: *Fic!Him* You dumbass! Answer on this line!
"It's Chase," Chase answered.
Cuddy: The interviewer.
"Oh, how are things going, did Cuddy give you a job because I am still the
lawyer for House's department," Stacy started.
Brennan: And the writing is still crap.
"They are good, Cuddy gave me a job in the ER. That will be enough to get the
plan kick started I think," Chase told her.
Blair: Scheming: you're doing it wrong.
"Very good, Chase," Stacy answered.
"The only problem though is that Cuddy said if I go near Cameron then she'd
fire
me," Chase told Stacy.
Tritter: *Stacy* I don't care! Let's go see if we can get some directions!
"Don't worry about Cuddy, we have to go with our plan, remember what it is?"
Stacy asked him sternly.
Mark: *Chase* Oh, my 20-Year plan! Did I tell you about my 20-Year plan?
"Yeah, me and you are gonna pretend to be in a relationship in order to trick
Cameron and House into thinking that we are over both of them, and then we
are
going to strike well they go on their honeymoon," Chase said taking a deep
breath.
Dan: Idiotic scheming and stupidity and bad grammar, oh my!
"Excellent, meet me in the cafeteria at 12," Stacy said.
Derek: Please stop.
12pm came fast,
House: 12 PM was a filthy whore.
Brennan: Isn't the cafeteria kind of closed at midnight?
Chase and Stacy met in the cafeteria, where they had lunch
together
Mark: Lunch. At midnight. Riiiiiight.
and started putting their plan in action. They knew that 12pm was the
time that Cameron and House went on their break for lunch
Blair: Are they vampires or something?
Cameron: What do you mean, like *in nauseated tone* 'Twilight'?
Blair&Dan: DEARGODNO!!!
so it would be their
chance to try and convince them that they were in a relationship.
Tritter: Stupid is as stupid does.
Chase and Stacy awaited the arrival of House and Cameron and the second they
saw
them walk through the door Stacy grabbed Chase and passionately kissed him as
she saw House and Cameron look their way.
Cuddy: And here I thought we couldn't get any stupider...
"Since when were they all snuggly together?" House questioned pointing
towards
Stacy and Chase.
House: Don't point, it's rude.
"Since when did you care?" Cameron asked, "can't you see the way she just
looked
at us, it's all fake, she is just trying to convince you that she's over
you,"
Cameron said.
Cameron: So I'm all-knowing in this story?
"How can you tell that by the way she looks?" House asked Cameron looking at
her
weirdly.
"Because I can,
Mark: The most annoying sentence right after 'Because I Said So'!
watch her face when I do this," Cameron said.
All: *make gagging noises*
Before House could
ask Cameron what she had grabbed him into a passionate kiss.
Dan: Did
Blair: That
Mark: Sentence
Derek: Make
Jack: Any
Sawyer: Sense
Bree: Whatsoever?
House quickly
looked over at Stacy.
Chase: But she had mysteriously disappeared!
"You're right, the look she gave us was priceless," he said as they pulled
apart, "I wonder what she is after," House wondered.
House: Cameron's all-knowing and I'm all stupid.
"You, duh.." Cameron said with a dumb expression on her face.
Wilson: Not any difference from usual, then.
House and Cameron just watched as Chase and Stacy approached them.
Brennan: coughINDECENTPROPOSALcough
"Hey," Stacy greeted them, "getting sued lately House," Stacy said as she
smirked at him.
Jack B: Stacy speaks English very much.
"No actually I haven't, I'm outta here in a week anyway," House said
returning
her grin,
House: As if I'd borrowed it...
"what'd you say your name was again?" House said trying to piss her
off.
Cuddy: Lamely.
It actually worked
Mark: If you're 2.
though she was furious, the only hint of it was in the colour
her face turned as she walked away in a huff.
Chase: Confusing sentences are confusing.
"Now we can sit down to lunch in peace," House said as he pulled Cameron
towards
the counter to order food.
Cameron: And left her alone when she had to pay, thus having her pay for both
their DINNERS.
A/N: Sorry for the short chapter,
Jack: Replace 'short' with 'stupid'.
just one more chapter at the hospital and then
Dan: It's over?
Mark: Don't we wish...
the chapters after that are about the honeymoon.
Blair: *Hatchet* For The Honeymoon!
Then House begins explaining the fine technique of MSTing and Blair smiles
evilly, while Dan mutters an 'Uh-Oh'.
PRINCETON PLAINSBORO THEATRE 3000
PEOPLE DO CRAZY THINGS WHEN IN LOVE (CHAPTER 7)
VERY!BAD!FIC BY NZMaorigirl
MST BY TheWaughnMan
KEEP CIRCULATING THE FICS
-_^
Stinger: 12pm came fast, Chase and Stacy met in the cafeteria, where they had
lunch together and started putting their plan in action.
A Servolicious Production.
[ Our doctor today is |
giddy ]