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i havnt done a story in ages!!
when i was bourne, i used to be a bird.
I kno, it was shocking to me too.
then the transformation was almost complete.( i still had me beek) see.
transformation!!! complete.
then i got so excited and decied to be a cam whore.
movie starrrr.
i decied to eat normal human food, but i still had to work
on chewing.
I DID IT!
i then decied to go to delanies house. WHAT A SURPRIE.
erin was there!
erin got so exctied to see me, thank god she didnt get a boner.
" COURTNEY I LOVE YOU, COME MAKE SWEET LOVE TO ME"
i was like no, but ill take a sweet pic with you.
delanie was like grrrr what about me.and erin said Peace cuhh
grrr about time hoe.
i think theres somthing in my pants she said.
aww, thats a cute pic, haha delanie is such a gangster.
me and delanie got a little kinky with the handcuffs and belt.she whiped me
really hard. hahaha.
we went to the village, and saw russ and violetta, what a loser, hes not looking at the camera and he blinks.
aww russ and violetta are my parents. shhh/
violetta was like omgzzz cuhss im so drunk.
so drunk that she hit on delanie.
we then said our good byes and walked down to the salty dog
were i met this hot kid named alex, he invited us to a party, but we couldnnt go.
=(
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the end.
PS.
for a girl who goes to incarnation, she sure is a crazy one.