Amuse me...

[thewildorchids]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your journal and be surprised (or mortified) about

Comments

[alphaloria]

my opinion of you COMPLETELY changed the day you invited me over to your brothel. girl, i have seen many a brothel in my day, but yours was just the most over-the-top i have ever known. seriously, i didn't even know some of those fetishes existed! i love the little peepholes you have on the doors - you sick sick woman but man, that was awesome. better than any live porn i have ever seen