Random shit I came upon while cleaning my room:

[thewindcriesme]

-Box of blonde hairdye I bought 5 years ago and never used

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[jeckie]

sortly after this message i found, while cleaning my basement:

a huge chunk of my own hair from seventh grade.

[jeckie]

also, an assignment from 8th in which we had to pretend we were archaeologists from the future excavating an item in our classroom. I chose the fan, which future archaeologist me identified as "altar to Frigid, ancient peoples' goddess of love." i thought that was funny, too...on account of sex.