I'm dying.

You're all invited to my funeral.

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P.S. never make a joke about Waiting for Godot being about nothing in front of an acting professor. They will eat you soul.

Went to a "loney hearts club" party last night.. with my ex-boyfriend = weird. Got trashed off of wine and had a great time but I'm pretty sure I made an ass out of myself. I got into a pillow fight with the dude that's directing "The Last Five Years" and he kicked my ass. I ended up jamming the fuck out of my finger which is enormous right now. ( Read more... )

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so... I'm single now.

I am in one of those random good moods where I feel in love with the world and everyone occupying it.

I love you all so much.

Everyone I know is an inspiration.

Branden JJ: I feel like I havent talked to you in forever. Give a sister a call. Drop a sister a line.

I love you bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FORGOT A FUCKING BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO IN FUCK DOES THAT???????????????

ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!