He once said I was so fucking beautiful...

[thewordjunkie]

...replace "beautiful" with "clever" and I'll consider it a reasonably accurate compliment.

A creative way to modify the default "Playing Game" away message on AIM:

I am not available because I am looking at a naughty picture that takes up the whole screen.

You cracked up a li'l at that; c'mon, admit it.

;)

Comments

[juliandrago]

Even better, courtesy of my friend Chris:

I am not available because I am playing a game that takes up the whole screen. That game is known as pornography.

[thewordjunkie]

You need to take English 340 with me in the fall. :)

[crimson_clover]

I love the word naughty. I think that's why I like that particular revision.

[mindgasm]

I once revised it to read "I'm not really playing a game, I'm watching PORN. But AIM won't let me say that."

Seems lots of people have two puerile cents to contribute :)

[mexiken]

i changed it to
I am not available because I'm doing your mom and that takes up the whole screen.

[felicity_k]

ohhh snap!

[mexiken]

yea, she was pretty --->| WIDE |<--- tho

[gmalivuk]

After seeing your retooling of that message last night, this is what I changed my "Playing Game" one to:

I am not available. This isn't because I'm playing a game or doing anything else that takes up the whole screen.

Rather, I'm looking at porn, and typing with one hand makes AIM conversations tedious.