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[theworldofvain]

World! Did you hear? Pansy Parkinson admits she has a drinking problem. I think that's pretty pathetic of her, folks, don't you? I bet she wouldn't last a day. I'm going to throw the bottle on her bed and she's going to jump on it, just like that one time, Pansy what are you do Millicent, if you touch my keyboard again I will smash you over the

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[_susie_bones_]

Yeah. I'm not to sure Valentine's Day is a drinking holiday. Unless your single. Or your boyfriend is a bloody git.

I'm glad you're trying to stop, Parkinson.

[magic_megaphone]

You might work better alone, but I'd feel better if I were able to do something to help. And I'd hate to think of you viewing Valentine's Day as a drinking holiday due to being single or dating a bloody git, so I'm going to ask this far in advance:

Pansy Parkinson, will you be mine?

[theworldofvain]

Would you like the long answer, or the short answer? Because the long answer just involves me throwing myself onto you talking a little bit more, and the short answer is, without a doubt, yes.

[magic_megaphone]

Can we actually go with the long one? Talking would be...um...nice.

[iloveseekers]

Here's an idea, I'll go burn all the wine so that you're not even tempted on Valentines Day.

[fleur_de_france]

What a terrible waste of good wine.

[iloveseekers]

Better than everyone being hungover and messing up their relationships.

[theworldofvain]

Just one glass! One little glass. But please burn the rest, it might help if I start associating alcohol with fire.

[_indian_goddess]

On Valentines day I think you just have the odd glass of wine with a loved one.

Good to see you are giving it up. I guess it's going to be a very different year for you Pansy.

[theworldofvain]

I guess it's going to be a very different year for you Pansy.

I hope not. I'm not much of a change-loving person. Though I really shouldn't be saying that, seeing as to where I am now.