RUT

[theworldofvain]

HELLO. MY NAME IS PANSY PARKINSON.

I AM CURRENTLY IN A RUT.

IN FRONT OF THE RUT THERE IS A SIGN THAT READS:

'STUDYING FOR NEWTS AND WORRYING ABOUT FUCKING UP MY FUTURE AND THE FUTURE IN GENERAL.'

IN SUBSCRIPT:

'WHY CAN'T WE BE 8TH YEARS?'

IN SUB-SUBSCRIPT:

'V. IRRITABLE. NOBODY BETTER COME NEAR ME UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW TO HANDLE ME, I.E. DAPH + DRACO

Comments

[saucy_slytherin]

I wonder if it would be possible to sever my genitals...

[allthingsdivine]

'STUDYING FOR NEWTS AND WORRYING ABOUT FUCKING UP MY FUTURE AND THE FUTURE IN GENERAL.'

I think I'm wearing the same sign, plus this: 'I AM SO NOT TALKING TO MY SUPPOSED BOYFRIEND AND IT'S KILLING ME.'

I think maybe we can do what Chang and Edgecombe did. Take Advanced Studies. I can't believe I just said that.

[theworldofvain]

NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT, I COULD GET MEDIWITCH STUDIES HERE...Can't believe I said that either.