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[theworldofvain]

Dear Pansy,

Cheers. All right? I haven't been around lately so I wouldn't know. And that, incidentally, is the subject of why I am writing you. I mean--that I haven't been around lately, that is. I think you know what's coming--you're a smart girl, Pans, you really are--and I'd like to say first off that if you feel like putting my picture up on the

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[__serpiente]

Fuck this.

I'm rescheduling tea and coming to rescue you.

Pack a bag, you're leaving that house.

[theworldofvain]

Prepare to face me red, blotchy, puffy and sniffling. Oh, I'm pathetic.

But I need you right now. Please hurry.

[_susie_bones_]

Oh, Parkinson Pansy. I'm so sorry. I really wish there was something I could do. Know I'm thinking about you.

[theworldofvain]

Thanks, Bones. You could tell me how to do a good skin-lightening charm, because I'm as red and blotchy as my grandmother. Really.

[_susie_bones_]

I'll owl you this cream that my mother gave me after the fun over winter recess. It did wonders.

[__hannah_abbott]

I'm so sorry Pansy. I really am. I have to say, you seem to have more strength than I do on these kind of things.

[theworldofvain]

If strength means curling up on your bed and crying your eyes out until your best friend rescues you from the depths of hell, then sure. I have lots of strength. But thanks.

[bloodserpent]

Pfft. What a pussy. Who dumps someone by owl? A man who's scared of being hexed, that's who. Pussy little Gryffindor.

[theworldofvain]

Thank you dearly for your concern, Blaise. I think he's in hiding or something, I haven't seen him for months.

[_batbogeyhex_]

Oh, that's awful.

Shall I hex him? Because I'm actually quite good at it. And it would bring me great, massive amounts of joy.

[theworldofvain]

That sounds repulsively wonderful. Make it good, won't you?

[_batbogeyhex_]

I'll send him a good, strong hex by owl, as soon as I figure out which one.

The old standby, Bat Bogey Hex? Or a nice Stinging Hex, because I'm very fond of those, as well.

[theworldofvain]

Bat Bogey. Your legend is gold.