Babe, if you're born with nothing in your hand, hey it's your only chance...
Okay, Bruce is perfect.
Look, he looks nice when he's hot and sweaty...
but he cleans up nicely...
He's aged well...
He looks nice behind the wheel...
And look that this patriotism!
Plus he hangs with Norbert Leo Butz, Adam Pascal's replacement when he left Rent...
And he incorporated lyrics to one of my favorite songs by him in this picture...
"Did you hear the cops finally busted madame marie for telling fortunes better than they do? For me this boardwalk life is through, you know, you ought to quit this scene too."
He's also pretty much the only person who can make this look work...
And did I mention he wrote most of my favorite songs?