Michael Bay's Rejected "The Dark Knight" Script

[thewrath]

This is one of the best fake rumors the internet has produced in a while. These are supposed 'excerpts' from said script that include many brilliant moments such as the description of Rachel Dawes as: “She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world”. For more hilarious mockery of Bay

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there's no way this is real, but...

[iholdthesound]

"The Batmobile is gunning down the highway at over 200 miles per hour, weaving through traffic. Every time BATMAN is about to crash into a civilian, the camera enters ultra slow motion and we see him barely squeeze by, frame by frame. This happens seventeen times."

made me LOL.

Re: there's no way this is real, but...

[thewrath]

its very fake but still comedy gold.

[ironjester]

"whatever dude, bad boys 2 is like the best movie ever"

thank you mark

[holyelcharro]

No one's ever hacked the internet before.

[ashram_soulkill]

"Which internet?"

"All of them!"

[cassvanrye]

I'm having a hard time picking my favorite part. Maybe the Back in Black...Maybe the "LIKE OUTTA A COMIC BOOK" line. Either way, so hilarious. Thanks for posting this.