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[they_were_wrong]

so i'm a week and a half away from being a toronto resident... kind of scary/exciting. anyone want to help me find a job? see you soon, guys.

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[the_watchmaker]

just print up a couple dozen resumes and hand them out in your neighbourhood - grocery stores and pizza places, though the latter would mean you'd have to deal with meat. and the call centre thing is a better long-term option, if you want to look at that - apparently the turn-over is similarly high.

[epipen]

I'm looking for a personal assistant. It's not glamorous and doesn't really pay well but I'm a great reference. I'm huge...

whip it good

[lafille_lolli]

It's a trap!!!
What Claudio really means is that he'll pay you in sex.
I know...I've been his personal assistant before.

Re: whip it good

[epipen]

haha
its true. I also use the word secretary as well. It all means sex.

[barcoder]

we're excited jesse! come to us.
i'm gonna put my name into the hat also. i'm looking for a research assistant. i, too, pay in sex. we can make arrangements for DIRECT DEPOSIT on an hourly basis. i'm just going to need you to give me YOUR VOID... i mean, a void, uh, cheque.

[the_watchmaker]

come to think of it, i could use an assistant - someone to sit in the library combing through periodicals for hours on the floor, to track down books across campus for me and find them all...doesn't that sound like fun? weeee!

[they_were_wrong]

k guys, just keep in mind that after i get paid i'm going to want to make a withdrawl and spend somewhere else... it makes me feel like a man....