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Sep 08, 2008 18:17

kara, the woman-eating (literally) lesbian, asked me on a date. i agreed in a complete brain relapse. someone please help me!

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tumblingwall September 9 2008, 04:23:20 UTC
go on one date, then don't call her again. unless you really hit it off. My oppinion is one date never hurts. at least not to much.

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lotusrelief108 September 9 2008, 09:17:36 UTC
don't do it! she sucks.

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letsget_nucular September 9 2008, 10:15:34 UTC
haha Bob!

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astarvingheart September 9 2008, 12:47:47 UTC
ahhhahahahahahahahaa oh man. But, for real thats fucking terrifying. You can always say no. I've perfected the art of consistently sketching out. Say you forgot that day you had to do something important (like erc or rising tide something) and say you'll keep in touch for a day that works, but since school is coming up, hopefully time will be on your side and you won't need to actually ever call her again and she will forget. Or if she keeps calling just don't pick up.

though the uncomfortable awkwardness of a date you don't want to go on with a fucking terrify woman is somewhat priceless.

but i do value your safety and last time i was around her she punched some dude in the face for no specific reason, except maybe cause he had a penis

OHHHH or next time you talk act like you can't control the volume of your voice and go inbetween whispers and screaming.
or go on a date but just stare at her the whole time.
or you could just simply say you actually don't want to go on a date and you aren't interested.

... where would you be

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theyarefew September 9 2008, 18:09:30 UTC
um we're drinking 40's at the docks downtown....

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astarvingheart September 9 2008, 18:24:02 UTC
AWFUL. FUCKING. IDEA. DON"T DO IT.

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