i am going to become an expert in internet drama

[theycallmeperky]

yeah yeah yheahyehatijfksjfdsafsfd

hummus is my best friend
the beach is my best friend
i am going to go three days i na row this week

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm i made papaya boats today
they were glorious



and my lovely ring! i love it!



and i'm obsessed with my dog


ummmmmmmmmmm i think i am a reasonable person and nice person too nice and forgiving

totalllllllllly

i had thoughts a lot of them
i forget
ummmmmmm i hate running outside
its horrible

i want to ride a bike!
my legs hurt!
i am tired!

i hate it when thongs go up your butt
i like 4am drunk phone calls even if i didn't pick up but got some lovely obscene voicemails

everyone is moving away
i was just talking to darcy
i've turned prudish

i used to get drunk and have random hookups wake up and walk away
i can't do that anymore
i never felt whorish then
but now i feel a bit cheap
ooooooh well
i even remember my first relationship really was an open one
and i did hookups then
ha
and he did too
and i didn't even care
i don't even like boys anymore
i don't want them to touch me
or look at me
i just want to be alone
with my doctor
i have a crush on him
but i am going to own him this time
yupppppppppppppp
these boots are made for walking
thats just what they'll do
one of these days these boots are going to walk all over you

ummm i hope i never get skin cancer
i can feel it spreading already
ooh wellthats been my motto lately
a lot lately
i need to go to bed