lauren: this is for you

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i tried telling my mom that the song "baby its cold outside" was about a man wanting to get into a poor innocent girls pants using weather as a pick up line and how the girl used the weather as an excuse to be a whore

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"YOU'LL CATCH PNEUMONIA AND DIE... that's why you hafta have sex with me!"

it's totally true. way to be in the christmas spirit, huh? i bet he spiked her egg nog too!!