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theyearahead

This is how it works

Apr 05, 2007 20:04

Today, I pretty much did the splits in the alcohol aisle of Meijer because someone had busted open a bottle of pina colada mix and didn't bother it get it mixed up. Apparently, Brynne slipped, too, but I was too busy falling to the ground and grabbing the shelf full of glass bottles to notice. It looked like semen. It looked like I had semen all ( Read more... )

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kneesuit April 6 2007, 07:14:16 UTC

that's totally something that would happen to me. except the shelf would break and the bottles would shatter everywhere. and i would run out of that store so so fast.

anna nicole is ridiculous. so yes, her diaries are going to be auctioned off and no one is going to be able to make anything of it. it's going to be like:

drrr diarhee<3
tdy i fll down im soooo prtty tho ooh shiny shparklzz yay!
luvvvv u
a n

theyearahead April 7 2007, 15:51:44 UTC

that diary entry is so believable, mandoon, that i'm thinking you already won those diaries and just haven't told anybody yet. which i can understand. some things need to be kept secret.

LIKE THE WHEREABOUTS OF RUPE.

kneesuit April 7 2007, 22:39:55 UTC

what can i say? i'm a sucker for dead celebrity memorabilia. i put my copy of her diary next to a lock of johnny carson's hair and rodney dangerfield's eyes. yeah, i totally got those. creepy? yes.

NO ONE WILL EVER FIND HIM.

p.s. that newspaper article you sent me is hanging on my fridge.

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theyearahead April 7 2007, 15:54:08 UTC

i was trying to figure out what OX was on the side of the boxes. i've been trying to wear this same pair of hi-tops for several years now and it's just not working out. maybe i need to get them covered in pina colada semen mix and they'll fit better. who knows.