Today I Am Applying for Witness Protection

[theyliveagain]

This kid makes me embarrassed for my people.  From now on, there will be no mention of comics from, to, about, or around me, you hear?  If this guy is into comics, then I'm anti-comics.

How about football?  Guys who like football are cool, right?  Oh, wait ...

Comments

[christinnnnnnna]

So what super hero would you pick to change your name to? The Watchmen Strasbug?

[theyliveagain]

Dr. Rorschach Nite Owl Ozymandias Comedian Manhattan

(That has got to be one of the strangest strings of random words I've ever seen ... yet it makes so much sense!)

[christinnnnnnna]

ok then

[zaracis]

Jesus wept

[theyliveagain]

Now that would be a good name: Jesus Wept Strasburg. You could call me the J-Man. The Big Jee. The Real Dubya.

But I think it would kind of go to my head.

[christinnnnnnna]

You would fit right in here, Jesus! I know like 3 guys names Jesus :)