The Cat in the cradle, The Ransoming of Baby Jesus and The Ziptying of Baby Jesus

[theyllek]

Seeing as Advent begins today (4th Sunday before Christmas) I have a Christmas-ish post.

So when my grandfather moved from his house to his current apartment we inherited some many things from the house. Among them a leaf vacuum with mulching blade, a fishin pole, a box of OLD as HELL tackle, and some Christmas decorations. Chief among them a

Comments

[ms_design_geek]

So who's the most likely to burn in hell? Your dad or the neighborhood cat? Seriously, I'm laughing so hard right now, it hurts!

[monkeyfun1]

I doubt you can ransom the baby Jesus from your dad, or a cat or a dog. They just don't seem the type to see reason. You could always go and use a kinder form of securing him to the manger, like... cloth, or two part epoxy or nails (he's used to nails by now)
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[alasse_fae]

I shall continue to pray for your father's soul.

[kasiliz42]

HA HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA!
OMG, that's *great*.
If you added some duct tape over the Baby Jesus's mouth and a tiny blindfold, do you think your dad would get the point about the zip ties?