my computer drug up some of Senor Coconut's excellent Yellow Magic Orchestra tribute album, and was playing the song "Rydeen".

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Good stuff, background entertainment, I'm Dice-wars-ing along and nothing's gonna bring me down.

Uh-oh.

I recognize a HOOOOOOOOOKIf you remember the "shave and a haircut scene from Roger Rabbit, or the leprechaun's ( Read more... )

"I can't! I afeeared!" "My quote is lame!"

Dana Boom-bastic Bausertron

"you can't fool water and air!"

~Jamie Jaconious Jacocter .net

"It's like cutting your dick off in a spaceship. It just floats around in front of you."

~ Joseph Jelonious Mohan XV.com

a quote.

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Maude: still liking the work?
me: it's not killing me
Maude:that's nice
all i want in the world is money
i am trying to figure out how to really sell out

Totally employed come Monday, y'all. Hot.

Now I'm going to go build a stage for Flosstradamus to stand on for Flosstrapromus. Then I'm gonna dance so hard I meet your dad, and he's going to give me his e-mail address.

And if you're free tonight and have a booty, come to the Abbey Pub, y'all.

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what the hell do you mean there's a new Bran Van OMG (thanks Austin!)

Also, I've got a job interview at 2:30 - time to clean up!

Before:


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My former editor wrote me an e-mail today asking me about my experience in freelancing and my contacts and all that stuff that implies someone is looking up to me for business advice in freelance writing. You guys I do not want to burst a bubble but I do not know what I am doing here, for serious.