I appeared in my usual flashy way, a burst of lightning, a badass theme song playing in the background.
Damn, that never gets old.
Of course, it was the scientist... The bastard was always looking for some new doo hickey to blow chunks off of people and people off of... well.. things...
So, Ya need a.. what now...
For a doom frog...
I don't even care what the hell it is really, but a doom frog sounds badass!! I could probably kick Zetta's ass clean into next month with that!!
Of course I wanted to help, why the hell wouldn't I? It involved doom and frogs, both when combine, were like a peanut butter cup.
KICKASS.
But it wouldn't be free, that would be too cheap.. he'd have to give me something in return, and I knew JUST what to ask for.
Of course, the nice talk, that's how they all started. Being all nice and complimenting me. It must be because I'm such a total badass! That's what makes so many people respect me!
I seemed to have a habit of knowing what was going on, Almost like I was reading it off of some sort of cue card, selectively choosing random words that sounded badass.. But hey, I'm an overlord and no one's really gonna argue with me or I'll kick their ass!
Yeah yeah, ya don't want me breakin it or whatever it is you smarty pants people don't want happening to your shiny gadgits and doohickies...
I'm sure that an agreement could be made..
He knew what I wanted, and he was quickly falling into my clever trap! With this much pressure on him to get his thing-a-ma-jig there's no way he could turn down my request this time.
Of course, you still had to be careful. The man could probably burn someone like me into a crisp with a stray gesture. In his own tired predictable way, the man was hard to second guess.
So I have to admit, even though you know what I want, I'm not entirely sure what it is you want.
Mr roommate! I have some self-made cookies for you!
[Asuka comes running, still somewhat oblivious of the event, a tray of cookies in her hand. The cookies are shaped like cute animals. Due to the laws of narrative, she probably arrived while Gil is talking to (wannabe) hardcore evil demon mooks]
I thought you were always so lonely in that lab of yours, so...
Thanks! I like being mysterious, it goes along with the whole sidekick thing!
[She smiles, still holding the tray - due to it having been an internal monologue, she didn't hear the lay it down thing, and assumes he'll just take some]
OOC: And thanks for notifying me. I'd maybe not have even noticed some jerk messed around with my innocent computer. I'll got to slap her later. >_>
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Damn, that never gets old.
Of course, it was the scientist... The bastard was always looking for some new doo hickey to blow chunks off of people and people off of... well.. things...
So, Ya need a.. what now...
For a doom frog...
I don't even care what the hell it is really, but a doom frog sounds badass!! I could probably kick Zetta's ass clean into next month with that!!
Of course I wanted to help, why the hell wouldn't I? It involved doom and frogs, both when combine, were like a peanut butter cup.
KICKASS.
But it wouldn't be free, that would be too cheap.. he'd have to give me something in return, and I knew JUST what to ask for.
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He was the one all powerful demon lord you could piss off and make fun of with no real consequences. You just had to be subtle about it.
Of course, it was a trifle ominous that he could read my italics text.
Ah Alex, there is not a single lightning themed demon overlord I respect more than you.
Of course, you realize that the end product won't be yours to use, but I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement.
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I seemed to have a habit of knowing what was going on, Almost like I was reading it off of some sort of cue card, selectively choosing random words that sounded badass.. But hey, I'm an overlord and no one's really gonna argue with me or I'll kick their ass!
Yeah yeah, ya don't want me breakin it or whatever it is you smarty pants people don't want happening to your shiny gadgits and doohickies...
I'm sure that an agreement could be made..
He knew what I wanted, and he was quickly falling into my clever trap! With this much pressure on him to get his thing-a-ma-jig there's no way he could turn down my request this time.
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So I have to admit, even though you know what I want, I'm not entirely sure what it is you want.
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[Asuka comes running, still somewhat oblivious of the event, a tray of cookies in her hand. The cookies are shaped like cute animals.
Due to the laws of narrative, she probably arrived while Gil is talking to (wannabe) hardcore evil demon mooks]
I thought you were always so lonely in that lab of yours, so...
[She stops, smiles, and then hands him the tray]
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Er yes, thank you. Put them on that bench over there.
I was never sure what to make of Asuka Cranekick. She was a lady full of mysteries. She knew it, and she flaunted it.
Wait, shit, I got my italics mixed up!
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[She smiles, still holding the tray - due to it having been an internal monologue, she didn't hear the lay it down thing, and assumes he'll just take some]
OOC: And thanks for notifying me. I'd maybe not have even noticed some jerk messed around with my innocent computer. I'll got to slap her later. >_>
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[[Figured it wasn't on purpose, you're one of our more active players.]]
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